i couldn’t concentrate in school back in the day because i kept getting sick due to my anti-vaxxer mom. well to top it off i kept developing warts on my purple weiner and all kinds of crazy ♥♥♥♥, and i ended up getting a roach infestation under my foreskin. they would crawl around and their little feet would tickle my frenulum. i would always get sent out into the hallway for giggling uncontrollably, but only because i kept busting powerful nuts with the force of satan’s fist coming down from the heavens and wiping out an entire palestinian city in the middle of class lol