Recent reviews by Sgt. Knobs

Impregnated the wives of all the surrounding Lords of the HRE, while keeping my family's bloodline pure.
10/10 would keep it in the family again.

I came to this game from Divinity Original Sin 2, a phenomenal game in its own. I had high hopes for this game when I had learned it was being made by the same developers of DOS2 a couple years. So after playing the game for a decent couple hours, I can say, I was not disappointed. I'm not a huge DnD person, so it took me some time to get used to the combat and mechanics, but after all that, it has been a phenomenal time playing the game so far. The graphics, story (so far), combat, and general engagement have all been a 10/10 for me.

I've ran into a couple bugs here and there, but nothing major. I'd say the only semi-major bug I ran into was when the stupid kids in the druid place in the beginning of the game stole some of my damn belongings. I had ran into a bug where kid would end up aggroing the whole place because I didn't leave the cave in time. So I had to reload and have not been able to retrieve my belongings back.

Safe to say, I now have no sympathy for the kids. So I let the druids torture a child and told the parents they were terrible at raising kids. 10/10.

Another minor bug I ran into was the fact when you wear hats your colour changes for some reason.

Overall, I give it a 10/10 and recommend anyone to pick this up if you're willing to give up any free-time you had left in your life.

Ever dream of getting mauled by a pack of cats? Well you can.
Would arrest colonist to stop a tantrum again/ 10 Best game you'll ever play.

I've seen a lot of negative reviews already for this and tbh I've actually been enjoying it. Yeh the hit registering is kinda wonky, but it's not impossible to work with. I like this game way better than COD, and I'm glad to have to have a different kind of shooter to play with the boys. I'm getting about 100fps on 1440p with a 1080, so idk why people are people are getting crappy FPS. Overall, I enjoy the game and will keep playing it.

10/10 Better story than the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. No cap