Recent reviews by Lorne Malvo

Valve should have fired the artifact team instead of having them ruin underlords too.

Exactly the same game as the first PS2 one with updated graphics. I understand some people will like it, but it honestly feels too old and clunky to me, to the point of being unenjoyale. 2005 collision physics in 2017 are just annoying. Sure, you can play around them but honestly, I don't want to. Why do I have to learn how to adapt to poorly made things?

Add to this the purposeful frustration of the series and I guess I'm too old for doing the same crap over and over again.

The game also runs poorly on PC with a 60fps AND 60hz lock, which is unacceptable. Once again, I'm supposed to play around the game's limitations with third party tools to play in a borderless window and still a 60fps lock, because the game is based around framerate, as if it was a PS2 game. Because it is, it's still the PS2 game at heart, just updated. Unacceptable, they don't deserve my money.

Destroyed by greed.