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What is love!
Baby please hurt me,
Please hurt me!
Some more~ UwU

According to our latest quantum-fuc ked research, your neurons tried to teleport into a parallel dimension but the dumb shi ts forgot to turn the damn brain on, officially categorizing you as a subatomic snowflake dragging behind light speed like a prehistoric fossil with WiFi issues, and even my lab rats agree you’re a biological glitch certified by the International Academy of WTF Sciences as the first living organism to somehow lose a race against its own fuc king shadow, because your genome basically said nope, your mitochondria clocked out for an eternal smoke break, and your entire existence is now scientifically recognized as a chronically delayed cosmic pixel error that spawned into reality by accidentally smashing the delete key instead of respawn, leaving the universe to sigh, facepalm, and mumble fine, let this bugged-out cosmic clown walk around before he crashes something important.

Folks, this is a rant.

For me, a frozen pizza was always a treat, something I have on a Friday night, after work or even on a Saturday I didn’t want to cook, it’s was a mix of GOOD taste & EASY cooking.

And then, enshitification happens… My go-to pizza treat changes the cheese for cheaper, then reduces the sauce coverage to 0.05 millimetres, then pepperoni is plastic membrane + salt (but cheaper).

I’m eating cardboard with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ingredients that totally wrecks my body.

Let’s try another brand - OH! Exact same ♥♥♥♥ with plastic/salt cheese and abrasive tomato sauce.

F**k, I can’t do this anymore, let’s try Costco, surprise/surprise, pepperoni tastes like Chernobyl game meat and cheese like burnt plastic.

Today, marks the end of frozen pizza era, for me. I will never, ever again buy a frozen pizza.

It was a golden age of easy and good food but it’s now over.

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