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84.1 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
the core gameplay is really fun. finding spots and creating lines feels great with smooth controls however it doesn't look like what skateboarding really is. the grit the previous games had is completely removed, every surface is clean and makes the world look bleak. there is no soul, just fortnite graphics. i would change this review to a thumbs up if they changed at least the graphics and art style to what was shown in a teaser trailer from 3 years ago (it was much more realistic looking). i mean, even lego city undercover has better looking roads and streets. i'm not kidding either, go look it up. if you want a realistic looking skate game, go play session or lego city undercover.
Posted 19 September, 2025. Last edited 19 September, 2025.
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384.3 hrs on record (131.8 hrs at review time)
I caught a glimpse of myself in the monitor—motionless, expressionless—staring into my own eyes at 2am while chaos unfolded before me.

I should’ve stopped then. I couldn’t then. I cannot now. Every time I try to quit, a free Dart Monkey whispers sweet nothings in my ear: “Just one more medal.” The Banana Farm is thriving. The Glue Gunner is vibing. My social life? Gone. My sleep schedule? Irrelevant. But my defenses? Immaculate.

This isn’t just a tower defense game. It's a commitment. A vow to never let a single bloon live to see the other side of the screen.

My friends ask what I’ve been up to lately. I tell them I’ve become spiritually one with the Super Monkey. They've stopped asking.
Posted 13 July, 2025.
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1,158.2 hrs on record (659.4 hrs at review time)
one taps with an ak-47 gets my heart rate higher than sex
Posted 20 June, 2025. Last edited 23 June, 2025.
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134.8 hrs on record (123.0 hrs at review time)
If Borderlands 3 has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if Borderlands 3 has ten fans i am one of them. if Borderlands 3 have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if Borderlands 3 has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the Borderlands 3, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love Borderlands 3 till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of Borderlands 3 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think Borderlands 3 Best game & Fun In the world 🤠
Posted 13 August, 2023.
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