Recent reviews by Seductive Bread

How to play Kingdom
Day 1
>Load game
>Think you're contolling the deer
>Realize that you're not
>Complete 30 second tutorial
>Explore and hire a few henchmen
Night 1
>Oh this is nice
>Yeah, this is peaceful
Day 2
>More archers
>Why do i even have this hammer guy?
Night 2
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what is that
>How could I have been so wrong
>My precious men, plz
Day 3
>Oh God, What have I done...
Fast forward to day 15
>Wow, I am thriving
>This is fun
>I've come so far
Fast forward to day 53
>Why am I still playing this game...
>Searches for more camps to recruit people
>Loses track of time
>Gets swarmed by monsters
*Repeat whole process*

10/10 Would repeat again.

EDIT: I still have not beaten the game.