mom dad

anything for my grandson francis

thank you for your support grandpapa

I am absolutely thrilled to hear the fantastic news! Congratulations on winning the gold stake in Balatro! 🥇🎉

Your victory is a testament to your unwavering dedication, hard work, and sheer talent. I have always admired your determination and passion, and seeing you achieve this milestone fills me with immense joy and pride.

This accomplishment is a reflection of your incredible skills and the endless hours you've poured into mastering your craft. It's also a testament to your resilience and perseverance in the face of challenges.

Samala, you truly deserve every bit of success that comes your way. Your win not only celebrates your individual achievement but also serves as an inspiration to everyone around you.

I am honored to call you my friend and to witness your journey to greatness. Here's to many more triumphs and memorable moments ahead!

Congratulations once again, Samala! Keep shining bright!

congratulations on winning your first gold stake

Battle through an onslaught of mystical backwater cultists, possessed militants & even darker forces as you attempt to discover just what lurks beneath the Earth in this retro FPS inspired by the '90s legends.

In the direct sequel to the record-breaking Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® II, Captain Price and Task Force 141 face off against the ultimate threat.

In the direct sequel to the record-breaking Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare® II, Captain Price and Task Force 141 face off against the ultimate threat.

first

first

howdy

Hi from Indonesia

You smell bad

they tried to get rid of me
but from ocean to ocean
they gonna have to deal with me

First in 2013

impossible

drgs

i have fallen off my seat

He's a big chungus
He's a big chunky boi
Such a big bun, yes
We are so overjoyed
To have a big chunky boi
A big and wonderful chungus such as he
Oh such as he

epic

Yorke was born on October 7, 1968, in Wellingborough, England. His left eye
was paralyzed from birth and remained shut until the age of six. He underwent a
total of five operations; the last operation was botched and he almost lost all
sight in that eye. Only after wearing an eye patch for a year was he able to see,
albeit slightly. His family moved often since his father worked as a chemical-
engineering instruments salesman, and by his teens, he had turned to music as
an inspiration, namely Elvis Costello, Queen, and the Beatles. After his family
finally settled down in Oxford, Yorke was sent to an all-boys school, where he
met future Radiohead guitarist Ed O'Brien and bassist Colin Greenwood, soon
after discovering such '80s alternative bands as the Smiths, R.E.M., and the
Cure. The seeds of what became Radiohead were planted at this point

I'm the biggest hypocrite of 2015

sex

scoundrel

wow...oof

yes im going to scroll past without saying howdy, goodbye

0_0

i just call him sam

oh yeah nobody pronounces it correctly the first time
i've had at least 3 people just misread it as salamander which is pretty funny

Trying to properly say your name slightly gives me a headache.. X3

Success Kid is an Internet meme featuring a baby clenching a fistful of sand with a determined facial expression.[1] It began in 2007 and eventually became known as "Success Kid". The popularity of the image led CNN to describe Sammy Griner, the boy depicted in the photo, as "likely the Internet's most famous baby".[2] In addition to popular use on social media, the image has been licensed for commercial use, and was used by the White House to promote immigration reform.

@samalmander please email me when you get this comment

https://i.imgur.com/veQHIWe.jpg

snickers bars have a wiener vein in them :)

Dominic has been described as "a gruff but affectionate father to his loyal pack of renegades, providing them with barbecue, protection, and a rough moral code to live by."[8] Vin Diesel has described Dominic as "a character who is strong, who is a caretaker."[3] In contrast to Brian's estranged relationship with his father, Dominic is shown to "put family first" and be very protective of Mia. He is also implied to be religious, insisting that all members in a dinner table say grace and that the first person to take a bite must bless the meal.

In The Fast and the Furious, Dominic's volatile temper stems from a painful incident during his teenage years, when his father, a stock car racer, was killed in a race after a driver named Kenny Linder accidentally sent him to the wall at 120 mph. Distraught by his father's death, Dominic assaulted Linder a week later with a torque wrench and left him hospitalized with severe head injuries.

no

You poop with that butt?

"There are 13,000 cabs in New York City, but there's only one that pays you. Climb into the Cash Cab, and I'll quiz you all the way to your destination. As the meter clicks, the questions get harder, and the stakes get higher. If you get stumped, you can Shout-Out for help on the phone, or off the street. But, be careful, my friend, because in this rig, it's three strikes and you're out! So, what do you say? You in?"

Fundamentally, basically, what the as far as the Bird Up! segment is basically this:
The idea of him saying that he "couldn't be seen," uh is that as far as when the segment is completed, ahh post editing and stuff,
essentially that they probably going to either add on other graphics or stuff, or make him invisible, whichever

Cowboy mode

this is literally false information

About

Comically Large Spoon, also known as Only a Spoonful, refers to a viral Vine by Vine user King Bach in which he pulls out a comically large spoon upon being told that he can only have a spoonful of ice cream. Starting in late May 2020, the Vine regained through GIF captions and humorous edits.
Origin

On June 6th, 2013, Vine[1] user King Bach (KingBach) uploaded a comedy sketch in which he asks his friend if he can have some of his ice cream. After the friend responds "only a spoonful," King Bach pulls out a comically large spoon. The sketch received over 36,500 likes, 31,500 revines and 1.9 million loops in seven years. A June 23rd, 2013, YouTube[2] reupload received an additional 2.8 million views in the same period (shown below).



- Hey, dog, can I get some ice cream?
- Only a spoonful!

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.

https://i.imgur.com/csGVMBo.jpg

The Period
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

https://i.imgur.com/csGVMBo.jpg

did you poopoo today

https://i.imgur.com/1flJZw1.png

Honk! mind if I take everyone's things?

Your profile pic says otherwise.