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But when I opened my eyes, I was met with another sight. I was lying in my backyard, alive and uninjured. Before rational though took over I cursed the skies. Then I realized what had broken my fall. I look down, revealing that I had landed on a pillow. A body sized pillow. With an scantily clad anime girl on it. The sheer horror of the realization made me uncontrollably ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I then noticed a figure crouched over us. It spoke to me. "Join me. We can finally be happy." The figure stepped into the light from the open window above us. It was Guido.
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"Hey boobie?" He asked. This was the question that started my descent into madness, before I even knew it. After answering him, he said he had a confession to make. He flipped his camera around, revealing an anguished face with tears in his eyes. I've never seen him as vulnerable as now in our months of friendship. I asked what was wrong. "Boobie, I - I don't know how to tell you this... Please, remember that I'm still your friend, no matter what."
But when I opened my eyes, I was met with another sight. I was lying in my backyard, alive and uninjured. Before rational though took over I cursed the skies. Then I realized what had broken my fall. I look down, revealing that I had landed on a pillow. A body sized pillow. With an scantily clad anime girl on it. The sheer horror of the realization made me uncontrollably ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I then noticed a figure crouched over us. It spoke to me. "Join me. We can finally be happy." The figure stepped into the light from the open window above us. It was Guido. "Come." He said.
"Let's go watch Redo of Healer." And with that, I had found my answer. I had landed in Hell.
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