lowest player ever see

boosted noob

Great player unparalleled aim and game sense, over all great guy (y)

LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU TO DIE TO THEN DO NOTHING -REP WORST BAITER I'VE EVER SEEN

Oh wow! You had SEX with my MUM?! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

-rep playing with this man is like experiencing all the fun of a rollercoaster just seconds before a horrifying malfunction causes you to lose both of your legs