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It´s fun.
But it´s no Black Ops 3.

IF YOU WANT TO BUY THIS GAME YOU HAVE TO WAIT.
It lacks important features and easily gets you bored.
No one plays it online, making it impossible to find a match online with different people.
Don't buy, for now.

Unlike SRTT, SR4 lacks the depth in the story and tries to bring some innovations on the table that transform this game in nothing but a reskin of the previous.
The superpowers thing is cool and all, but for a person like me, that bought the complete edition that includes the DLCs, leaves a somewhat feeling of regret, since most of the DLCs include cars, in a game that you can fly whenever you want by simply jumping.
If I could rename this game it would probably be called:"Saints Row The Third: Superheroes and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Edition"

M Y F U C K I N G C H I L D H O O D.

Campaign is amazing, characters, missions, story and guns out of this world.
Multiplayer is one of funniest ♥♥♥♥♥ I've played in all of my life.
Zombies is a little bit clunky and lacks some features compared to the mode is future games. Fortunately, that problem can easily be solved by downloading custom zombies maps, that bring new features such as guns, skins, perks and maps to the game that pioneered the beloved Zombies mode.

Killing Fidel Castro is fun and all, but playing Kino and Five is even better.
If you can afford a pricy(but spicy) season pass you're going to have even more fun.
Ascension is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. Has some new perks and playing it solo or co-op is fun either way.
COTD is good. Has some flaws like the wonder weapon and the plot involving the actors and George Romero, but in the end it all pays out.
Shangri-la is better when you play it co-op. When you play it alone it feels to hard and small, but when you hit that shang with some people, the loneliness thing turns completely upside down and you start feeling like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyena on weed and cocaine, at the same time.
Moon is out of this world, literally. The characters quotes are funnier than ever before, the map is huge, the easter egg is amazing, but the best thing in Moon is, probably, playing as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Samantha. Just awesome.

Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny
Maybe you're cold, but you're so warm inside
I was always a fool for my Johnny
For the one they call Johnny Guitar

Play it again, Johnny Guitar

Whether you go, whether you stay, I love you
What if you're cruel, you can be kind I know
There was never a man like my Johnny
Like the one they call Johnny Guitar

Playing with your friends is loads of fun, until someone gets lost and everyone loses the game and stops playing it

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