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Recent reviews by Ryder4Dead

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6 people found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
A mishmash of several different ideas and none of them are executed well.

And there are only like, 5, total dolls encounter that you can throw hands with, which is the only reason I, and many others I assumed bought the game in the first place, To throw hands.
Posted 21 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.1 hrs on record (42.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
JESSE! JESSE!! I JUST BURNED ALL OUR MONEY ON FRACKING BILLS AND STEAM SALES

WE NEED TO COOK!11!!
Posted 26 November, 2025. Last edited 26 November, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
68.3 hrs on record
oh Sylvia your armpits are so lickable
Posted 18 April, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Hey wait a minute I thought this was a silly little incest game

Whats with the heavy topics?
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
2 spoopy 4 me
Posted 14 January, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
31.7 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
The funny astronaut game
Posted 24 November, 2022. Last edited 21 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
"Ocean’s Heart is a top-down 2D Legend Of Zelda clon--"

Sheet, neigruh. That's all you had to say!
Posted 27 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.3 hrs on record
Sprint + Double Jump + Slow Time. That's all the abilities you'll ever need to finish the game.

Anyways, the final boss seems impossible at first, and but I can assure you it was doable. And this is coming from someone who has an awful hand-eye coordination. The real hell was level 8-9. Now THAT is a trucking hellish experience and a half like holy sheet
Posted 25 October, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,499.2 hrs on record (795.1 hrs at review time)
Guys literally only want one thing and it's fricking disgusting

and that is to have 3 friends to play Last Gnome On Earth mutation in L4D2 please that is all I ever wanted in life oh god oh frick
Posted 12 October, 2022. Last edited 18 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
629.6 hrs on record (104.2 hrs at review time)
tfw when you found out that New Vegas has no post-game. When the game ends it just ends.

Almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter ngl
Posted 25 August, 2022. Last edited 25 August, 2022.
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