~ Age 26



Quote it b*tch
➜"It's like Hannah. We don't call her black, we call her basketball american." ~Phillip 12-7-15
➜"I did African Children" ~ Caroline 2-13-16
➜"GG Mother f*ckers" ~Commentator during MLG tournament
➜*very distant sounding* "Shut up nerd" *other person* "Dude you just got roasted from Africa" ~Pepe ~twentyfirstpilots (community bhop server)
➜"Pretty good person; always see him on the server; less vulgar than most of the staff; steals my farm; etc. +0.5" ~Smushies *commenting on my mod application*
➜*High and talking in deep monotone voice**Dies* "Piece of sh*t." Later in that game. "Ey mayne whats your favorite flavor of slim jim brother?" ~The Jebroni (Some guy in a comp game)
➜ *In Hard Rock Cafe with friends* *Three songs in a row played weren't rock* *Skrillex comes on* "THIS. IS NOT. ROCK AND ROLL. I swear... Next they're gonna play gospel and say "Ohhh but there's a guitar in it."" ~Leo
➜"Welp, Gabe Newell Is dead on our doorstep." ~Person in Murder game
➜*MiniLadd Cards Against Humanity video* Black Card: Sorry, I just dropped my _____. White Card: C*m dumpster *other guy making a joke* "Yeah I'll pick her back up a 9" *Other guy* "Thats awfully late for a daycare center"
➜"I sent gays to solve overpopulation" ~Bo Burnham *song in the perspective of God*
➜"I don't suck *ss I eat *ss, I'm not a f*cking vacuum." - rust chat
➜*Guy keeps running back to our base to talk to Gray*"Me and Mr. Gray will eventually be friends"-monk *I look to my left and see Gray coming out of his base* "Come here p*ssy boi, p*ssy, p*ssy *whistles at him*"-Gray *Gray proceeds to bash his head in* *Our group just starts crying of laughter* 12/29/17
➜"So I have this thing thats meant for a keychain that you can track on your phone and it vibrates and sh*t, well I'm not gonna put it on my keychain, I'm gonna do something else with it. I'm gonna shove it up my *ss and name it *ssmate." -Mr. Gray 1/2/18
➜"That Shyvana kept climbing up my *ss" -inhouse player 2/28/18
➜"So yeah I've just been drinking a sh*t ton of water"-me "Hey but your pecs look nice honey boo-boo, lookin' like a sexy white *ss snack"-Other guy in my barracks 11/17/18
➜"If it comes out of your butt, and you didn't put it in your butt, it's poop." - Guy in my shop on deployment 7/21/20
➜"What, were you waiting for inspiration to hit you in the face with a mallet?" "Yes." "Alright lets do it, I'm inspiration." "Wait no, do it on my forehead, I don't want acne on my cheeks." -Couple people in my shop on deployment 9/3/20
➜"Cup the balls, stroke the shaft, swallow the gravy" -One of our guys commentating his handshake 10/2/20
➜"If you don't put peanut butter on your d*ck, are you really an American?" -One of our guys in my shop on deployment 10/30/20
➜"Were you born before or after 9/11?" "I don't know, whens may?" -this d*mbass that I work with 2/22/21
➜*listening to an old song* "Wait, *HE'S* washing dishes? Where's the dishwasher?" "Cooking." -Me and a friend sleep deprived and working