Recent reviews by Dick Warlock

♥♥♥♥ this developer. I bought this years ago--relatively not long after it was put on the store--and this game never improved beyond an impressive demo. This game deserves to get its full assets released online so that it could be made into an actually finished, good game by independent developers that actually give a ♥♥♥♥.

Germany Blob

It's a pretty good sequel to Half-Life 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUMkcBctE7c

Inquisitor has organ music.

This game is the perfect game to piss you off and put you in a very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mood for the rest of the day, and I still love it.

This game is highly recommended for people who want to play a good RPG. What's especially nice is that, for the first time, Steam had updated both Fallout 1 and 2 to no longer have the resolution problem or the "rainbow pixels" that many people, like myself, had previously experienced. Hopefully, Steam will do updates for all DOS games that are available in the Steam Store (I'm looking at you, Ultimate Doom). All in all, because of the update, there really shouldn't be anything stopping you (other than money) from buying both Fallout 1 and 2, if you want a fairly open-ended RPG.

Unturned is the bastard child of Minecraft and DayZ. In this game, you play as one of the only survivors of a zombie apocalypse in Canada--which all turn out to be Canadian nudists. The goal is to survive as you find the meaning to life and to travel on your personal journey to wo/manhood.

This game's campaign plays similar to Dark Crusade, however the campaign map consists of 4 planets and 3 moons, whereas Dark Crusade is on one planet. Even though it wasn't made by the people who did the first games, the new developers add different buffs for each faction (and even adding at least 1 new unit for each faction) and adding air vehicles.

In the end, I do not understand where all the hate from other Warhammer 40K fans have for this (other than the incarnation of speech inpediment that is Boreale).

It's good if you wanna purge everyone and everything under your bootheels and guns with insanely large bullets in a game.

This game. 'Tis sublime.