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15.8 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
True story bro:

Learn who hank is, I cry, good bye.
Posted 6 June, 2025.
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120.8 hrs on record (70.4 hrs at review time)
It good game.
Posted 12 September, 2024.
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8.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
PVP? Fantastic, more fluid and balanced than Dark and Darker.
PVE? Lot more loot, balanced, better in long-term.

PVE x PVE is fantastic, I've always had a love for it ever since Dark and Darker came out. And you can best bet I love Dark and Darker, before steam got rid of the game I was frequently spending hours beyond hours on DaD. But ever since I saw this gamer circulating, seeing my friends playing it recently.. I've been tempted to try it and thank myself I did.

I recommend this game highly, don't listen to the children that are butt-hurt over losing through PVP. It really isn't that hard, it's smoother, less janky, more fluid and feels better than DnD all together, and it's free without any p2w elements, so that's plus.

I suggest downloading the game, try it out for a few hours, try the classes, have fun with them and go have some fun. If you don't like it? Delete it.

I know I'll be playing this for some years to come if they keep up the good stuff.
Posted 22 July, 2024.
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78.1 hrs on record (29.0 hrs at review time)
Yee
Posted 26 February, 2024.
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149.9 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
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is good.
Posted 5 February, 2024.
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44.2 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 27 January, 2024.
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37.2 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Game funny, men in diapers having good cheers for down in luck yakuza, good game.
10/10 drink milk with babies.
Posted 19 December, 2023.
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400.3 hrs on record (216.8 hrs at review time)
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ an octo-human.

This game's more addicting than methamphetamine's.. and I'm alright with that.
Posted 13 November, 2023. Last edited 13 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
76.3 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
1. Install.
2. Grab coffee.
3. Drink Coffee.
4. Play for 2+ hours.
5. Get your concerned wife to crawl out of bed explaining you've been playing some "stupid" vampire game for 6+ hours straight.
6. Realise that you might've actually stayed up all night, forgetting what sleep truly is.
7. Ignore your wife.
9. Continue grinding for that 100% Bear blood.
10. Continue gaining that vampiric clout.
Posted 3 June, 2022. Last edited 3 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.3 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
The Ultimate Monster Hunter: World - REVIEW
Please note that this is all simply under my time-frame of playing so far, I had countless hours logged into the PS4 version but, ew.. why console anyways!

I've been playing this game since launch, was firstly on the PS4 and it was truly a great experience, the character customization was really well done, wasn't over the top or little to nothing.. if you really try you can make a damned ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fierce character, or some weeb-anime looking tiddi ♥♥♥♥♥.

The graphics in this game are really nice and easy to look at, nothing vividly destructing your eyes and nothing too plain to walk around. It's perfectly done in my view.

If you're looking for a easier game than Darksouls series and looking to hunt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge dinosaur looking maw-♥♥♥♥♥♥ and trying to get that sweet, sweet grind of gear and constantly upgrading your weapon.. well this game might be for you, you have a infinite supply of whetstones so you don't have to worry about running out of sharpening your blade and ♥♥♥♥, it's quite nice at this time.

If you're looking for a slashing and hacking type game, this ain't for you buddy ol'pal. This game takes some sort of... strat? I mean you can't just go in and hack away.. unless you're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dual-blade and really want to go down that route, though there are some pretty good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dual-blade players that i've seen.

Long story short.. I've had fun with this game and even more fun in the PC version, i've not experienced any bad bugs or any bad players, everyone is overly friendly and you will make some pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wicked friends, let them be foreign or not. It's a good game, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.. with great graphics, great gameplay and a steep learning curve to those who wish to master the weapons and really start to get into end game. The end game gets you hard with Augmenting various types of gear and weapons, so on so forth.

I'd rate this ♥♥♥♥ a 14/10 - would jiggle tiddies again.


---{Graphics}--- = ( Is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful )
<3 You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}--- = ( Can't stop won't stop )
<3 Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}--- = ( LSS/Long Story Short .. when they added the final fantasy music to this game, manly tears are a thing. )
<3 Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}--- = ( I would say most, but it's a steep game at times, takes learning to get use to some of the items'n ♥♥♥♥)
☐ Kids - Too complicated
<3 Teens
<3 Adults
<3 Human

---{PC Requirements}--- = ( It's not too hard to run, just don't be a dumb dumb and take off v-sync )
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
<3 Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}--- = ( It really can be difficult at times, even more so when alone..)
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
<3 Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}--- = ( Not even gonna bother )
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
<3 Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
<3 You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
<3 Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
<3 To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
<3 Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
<3 Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

GET THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME!

Posted 9 January, 2019.
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