Recent reviews by Crispy

"All is Greg, and Greg is all."

It started as a valiant trip to save some billionaires on a island full of Cannibles.
.....Then, we discovered Greg....and all of the blessing Greg bestowed upon us.

We built Greg a Church, covered in Holy Metal, and Greg gave us his Grotesque Gospel, and commanded we follow the Commandments of Greg.

1st Gregians, Verse 1 – In the beginning, there was hunger, and hunger was void.
1st Gregians, Verse 2 – And from hunger, Greg arose, mighty and three-armed, triumphant over the weak and mundane.
2nd Gregians, Verse 6 – Thou shalt consume Greg with reverence.
2nd Gregians, Verse 7 – Thou shalt honor the Holy Places and Solofite altars with offerings and song.
2nd Gregians, Verse 8 – Thou shalt share the wisdom of Greg with all who hunger for divine grotesquery.
2nd Gregians, Verse 9 – Thou shalt not mock Greg, for mockery is sin.
2nd Gregians, Verse 10 – Thou shalt fear not the grotesque, for it is the divine test.
2nd Gregians, Verse 11 – Thou shalt embrace the strange, the mutant, and the three-armed, for these are sacred.

All is Greg, and Greg is all...

It's fun

Just play as the Dark Urge. That is all you need.

this game is fun

The game has come a long way since I first started playing. It is still a buggy mess sometimes, but what game isn't? It is 100% better with friends, but solo play is still nice.

I have been playing Runescape for a solid 16 years off and on. The game can definitely be confusing as heck for new players as the start of the game isn't very welcoming and instructions can be muddy. But I always recommend checking out the official Wiki (/wiki in-game) or lookup up one of the many youtube creators that make content for the game. Mossy, Campii, Protoxx are a few off the top of my head. Never quit to early and give the game a chance, I'll bet that you will come to enjoy the many features and bits of content available

I've been playing this game since the good old Xbox360 days.
Yes, the community is Toxic as F***
Yes, the community is sadistic and finds joy in making sure you can't have fun
Yes, There are hackers and modders (sometimes a good modder shows up and you can have some fun)

If you are willing to overlook the downfalls of this game, and spend 30 mins to an hour looking for a server you can play in....overall it's a fun game

It's better if you have a couple friends to play with as solo can get a bit boring

Its cool...i guess?

I played this game for around 30-40 minutes, and I could not figure out what to do next, I literaly clicked on everything that flashed/blinked and never got anywhere within the game, It made absolutly no sence at all and was extremly confusing. Even though I don't play "point and click" games very often, I do have to say that the game did look pretty amazing, and I'd recomend it to anyone who likes this style of game.