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Hey Glenn,

I just wanted to apologize for the teamkill earlier in Mount & Blade. It was totally unintentional, and I feel bad for taking you out. Whether it was bad timing, poor aim, or just sheer chaos, I didn’t mean to ruin your game.

Hope there's no hard feelings, and I’ll try my best to have your back next time instead of accidentally cutting you down!

See you on the battlefield,

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

kibber

Dear Royalicus

You are by far the best janitor I've ever met.

Sincerely,
a minority

This guy when he sees an unattended body (He is going to eat it)

top bloke

Jin more like erm...John

This mans has the fat ♥♥♥♥ stamp of approval +rep

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happy new year

i eat cement

suck my balls mate

What if...we kissed in the mental asylum?

Absolute Cutie Pie

+rep he lag !!!

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balls

monky

What are you smoking? Can I have that strain?

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Mexican Husband: ¿Quién es esto? [Who is this?]
Mexican Wife: Él es la respuesta a mis oraciones. [He is the answer to my prayers]
Mexican Husband: ¿Por qué? [Why?]
Peter: I love Mexicans! I'll do it!
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+rep very nice player! we should queue sometime!

- jasonH^

This man, give this man a raise.

Premium trash. so garbage

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

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𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊. 𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝐿𝓊𝒸𝓀!

I don't know what rank you are. I don't know what site you're going. If you are looking for a budget eco rush, I can tell you I will be peaking corners with an AWP. But what I do have are a very particular set of skins, skins I have acquired over a very long gambling website. Skins that make me a nightmare for SoloQers like you. If you don't hold out your knife mid and FFs within 3 rounds, that'll be the end of it. I will not Negev-spam your entrance, I will not chase you down with a Zeus. But if you don't, I will unlube for you, I will lower my pair of khakis for you, and I will ♥♥♥♥ you in the ass.