If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

Still waitin on that reply big dawg

big roost. Where u been

自分のペニスをしゃぶることに成功してから4時間が経過しました。今は状況が違います。口とペニスが触れた瞬間、私は体中に衝撃波を感じました。私には今、超怪力と念動力があると信じる理由があります。接触から 3 時間後、私は通りにバンが駐車されていることに気づきましたが、到着以来その車に誰も出入りしていませんでした。身の安全が心配です。どのような権力に遭遇したのか分かりませんが、政府に知られている可能性があります。これを再度更新しない場合は、ヘルプを送信してください

the goat of horizon

Okay, Lets say you gave your wife a promise to take her to that town, Silent Hill, but you dont really feel like it anymore, here's how I James Sunderland (Real) filed for divorce and got me a Pyramid femboy instead.

My boy did you delete me

sory for bad englihs. i order jeffree star clear lip gloss from jeffreestarcosmetics.com and i application the lip gloss on my vagaina lips 👄. i go to bed with hot man and he eat my vagaina lip . hot man has Estidi witch is herpe diseas. hot man has harpe on tong 👅 and he eat vagina lip with tong. i contraction the herpes from his tong . he say "प्रियतमे babie i have estidi " i am scream at him and i kill him with shoe . i go to clinic at Plot No. 50B, Kautilya Marg, Chanakyapuri, New Delhi and they is say maam you is contract the herpes. i am cry. do not order product from jeffreesarcosmetic .com.

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

So you're going by "roosta™" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Middle School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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I'm telling you, roosta™ is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
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Sometimes when I'm about to touch myself I think what would roosta do? So I lather myself in peanutbutter and run down the street screaming where's my chapstick because, no one can touch themselves with chap lips.

hey man i sent a selfie hmu if you wanna rp later ahah

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help

♥♥♥♥♥♥* on daily yessir

hey if u are roosta then means u get cucked on the daily huh

🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮♥♥♥♥🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨

This man absolutely DESTROYED MY ASS and started playing csgo like it was nothing

ENDGAME SPOILER!!!!
At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko, He is now buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.. salute to our fallen alien brother everyone. Don't forget to drop frankerZ's and kappa's in forsen's chat.

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WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

I pulled up the driveway in my lifted Powerstroke, but noticed something was immediately off...... I could hear someone rifling through the gym bag in the 2nd floor kitchen. I knew it wasn't family or friends, I play Tarkov for fun.

I rushed to the unlocked military weapons crate sitting outside my garage, a shiny new AK-103 inside. I bust down the front door with my boot, sure to catch anyone inside off guard. No movement on first floor, but I could Immediately pinpoint the location of the thief after hearing him swallow a single Ibuprofen upstairs. Knowing his position, i could confidently push up the stairs, firing periodically in his direction to keep him from pushing out of the room.

Ears ringing from the 15 rounds I fired walking up the staircase, I can still hear him in the master bathroom. Learning from the single most effective room clearing tactic in Tarkov, I throw 7 grenades into the bathroom to get him to push out of cover, but no dice. All the grenades landed in the small trashcan next to the toilet, He's entirely untouched. I sprint in front of the door sill 3 times to try and pinpoint his position. After winding up my Heelys, i roll into the room at 27 miles per hour and shoot him in the face, catching him completely off-guard.

Burglar dispatched, I exfil out the hole in the fence behind my house, playing Geneburn to celebrate.

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gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on Roosta's Mom"

Concerned parent here. This game has tore my family apart. My son has committed 3 CRIMES after playing this game. Those 3 crimes have all been murder. He says that he needs to be "sus" and is the "impostor". My son KILLED my husband and told me that I can't "report" the body other wise the other crewmates will think he is "sus" and that he would be "ejected". This game has completely corrupted my son, he would of never done ANYTHING like this before playing this game. I am so dissapointed that this game is still on the store. It is making kids the "impostor" and they are literally committing crimes. Why is this still up?

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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mad man with the cz

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

I'm not a fan of compulsory sadomasochism, but I'm totally in with this cosplay. All the guys are turning into robots with ridiculously awesome poses. They're playing their instruments while banging each other and sticking their fingers in each others' butts. They're showing off their muscles, humping each other, and sucking ♥♥♥♥ like they're doing this all the time. What's not to like? I'm pretty sure that if this wasn't a tech convention, it would be in a kids room. One word: Futanari.

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I staple tape worms on my penis
So the flesh worm will drink brainjuice from your fetus
(4X)

Feel the blood gushing from your anus
(2X)

Feel the blood gushing from your anus
(4X)

Tape worms on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penis!
Penis!
Tape worms!
Tape worms on my penis!
Tape worms on my penis
Tape worms on my peniiiiiii....!

I had to drive to my friend's place. his ♥♥♥♥♥♥' girlfriend broke through a glass table, and really like, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up her leg. she ended up going to the hospital, so I drove her to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ER, and they had to, like, take X-Rays, and perform this emergency surgery, and uh, they asked her for, like, permission to put metal cogs in her leg, and uh, she kept refusing, cos it ♥♥♥♥♥♥' freaked her out. I guess she didn't associate with knee gears.

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MulderEddie: You're a damn good-looking man.

"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"

Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better
training could there be for motherhood? Seriously,
you're great with kids, what're you talking about.
Scully: When am I supposed to find the time?
Ellen: Well first you have to get a life.
Scully: Ooooh.
Ellen: And, of course, it helps if you can find a man.
Scully: Know of any?
Ellen: Yeah, they're disappearing faster than the Brazilian
rain forest. What about that guy you work with?
Scully: Mulder?
Ellen: Yeah, I thought you said he was cute.
Scully: He's a jerk. He's not a jerk, he's umm, he's obsessed
with his work.

"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"
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You like jazz?

Do you particularly enjoy jazz music?

I would like to enquire about your opinion regarding the combination of improvisation, swing notes, and ragtime rhythms in musical form.

In regards to your personal opinion on topics relating to certain matters, do the musical patterns which feature such known manners as swing notes, improvisation and response vocals, and other such similar techniques of musical art under the influence of previously commonly used patterns such as blues, folk and tribal African and European combinations create a joyful emotion that you experience as you listen to this particular style of musical work?

do you work this weekend ?

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