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denimfox 23 Feb @ 10:26pm 
early to bed, early to rise
burger king meal with burger king fries
late to rise, late to bed
burger king burger on burger king bread
eat at morning, eat at night
i participate in a burger king fight
i slap my ass, i slap my thighs
this is the night the Burger King dies
the flat white crooner 17 May, 2025 @ 7:31am 
get fragged, with that
johhny cairo 12 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45am 
hey kev i heard that you have a problem.... i am needy
johhny cairo 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
told me that new years was on the 2nd of february while drunk n i missed it
never play with them
johhny cairo 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35am 
hey, darf ich dir eine frage stellen? findest du das in ordnung? ok ich frage jetzt, ist es ok wenn ich dir eine frage stelle?
the flat white crooner 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
this ALIEN doesnt even know how to pronounce beaulieu and i dont think you understand your touch got me looking so crazy right now
the flat white crooner 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am 
if you are flaming me on mic i CANNOT HEAR YOU I HAVE CABLE WIND
the flat white crooner 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm 
Check out Daft Punk’s new single, “Get Lucky” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
догнут 21 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm 
death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death
:steamhappy:
johhny cairo 8 May, 2023 @ 11:52am 
a guy came to with conscription letters looking for your dad
the flat white crooner 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am 
+rep said evil things about my nation and threatened to shell me into the dark ages
the flat white crooner 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
johhny cairo 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03am 
im sitting on top of the world
the flat white crooner 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm 
play counter
the flat white crooner 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03pm 
cardiac arrest
the flat white crooner 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:30am 
happy belated birthday jase. i hope you had a good one. i hope you got all your presents. i hope you had a happy day. i hope you had a couple cheeky ones. i hope your male-wife said nice things about your hair. i hope your bed was comfortable. i hope your dinner was delicious.
the flat white crooner 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19am 
This ployer is great at the game but gets way too angry. i think she is smoking tobacco out of her bong too
догнут 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm 
This person smokes too much weed, but PRO CSGO PLAYER +REP
johhny cairo 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:26am 
oye wir treffen uns um 7 uhr ok?
the flat white crooner 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03am 
i am not sure what to do about the economy i think you might be at fault for some of the issues at large. you dont seem to understand that a dollar is a dollar regardless of what kind of paper it is printed on. yes this dollar is real, no the fact i handwrote it doesnt invalidate it. you are causing massive inflation in the territories of Silesia and Perm
johhny cairo 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:06pm 
owns 4 cars and always has them fuelled up, if youre wondering why petrol costs so high;, look nmo further than this horder
Sapierens 19 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm 
büklüm büklüm
johhny cairo 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50am 
kevin beganović... give me clutch case
poker night 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am 
GET LAID
poker night 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32pm 
seven of these things on here since i last came on have a ru bbish after noon
johhny cairo 26 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm 
yeah i love tuesdays what about you?
the flat white crooner 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
you wouldnt know a corolla from a yaris you bloody poser. if you want to talk the talk about motors then come work for me for a bit and then you can have your say
the flat white crooner 20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm 
stupid idiot cheater bot got us banned VAC loser
johhny cairo 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm 
bro you left your gay card at mine
BOT Ernie 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm 
+rep friendly mate <3
the flat white crooner 5 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am 
help..[..t his [pl;ayer doesnt appear to have a da,mn ktiched....... how will she cook???? how will hse make a cake ?????>?? what the frick. well when youve got that sorted send me some fried bread
the flat white crooner 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am 
hello this is the reposeesion team for the faulty items we have send you please let me in to reposes them for you and your familys safty :)
the flat white crooner 8 May, 2021 @ 8:12am 
ok this one been ackin kinda wavey i won’ lie yeah
been telling me tings ion even know what they r true or not styll
told me they have a job 4 me in Bracknell but i went der and it turns out there ain’t init
johhny cairo 6 May, 2021 @ 3:39pm 
DUDE THEY JUST HIT A HEADSHOT IN CSGO OH MY DUDE
the flat white crooner 25 Apr, 2021 @ 7:40am 
YOU GOT THE BEEFIN BEEFIN BROCOLAYEEAYEEAYEEAYYYY
johhny cairo 21 Apr, 2021 @ 7:25pm 
this person has an ID card: NOT. ahaha but they do have a drving licence :p NOT ahaha no they instead have documents pertaining to the collapse of the united arab republic in 1961
the flat white crooner 13 Apr, 2021 @ 6:40pm 
wicked!
johhny cairo 13 Apr, 2021 @ 6:06pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
the flat white crooner 6 Apr, 2021 @ 4:55pm 
this is a great example of why you should always keep your rice in a cool dry cupboard. otherwise this happens. doesnt it. hardly surprising realistically because they tell you: it will swell and ruin if you dont. but this player just doesnt listen. she thinks she knows best because she read ONE buzzfeed article telling her that she should store rice in a damp cupboard. that arises more questions than it answers though. why do people have damp cupboards? did this player have one already or did she make the cupboard damp just to store the rice in there. these are actually genuine questions because frankly, im flabbergasted at the lack of wit that it took to store the rice in there and would like to know if i can continue to have even the faintest morsel of faith in humanity after this shocking display of ineptitude.
johhny cairo 4 Apr, 2021 @ 10:24am 
+rep doesnt't seem to engoy gta fiver
poker night 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:15pm 
is it ok if i jump out a door heehee
AVAGADRO ⚡ 7 Feb, 2021 @ 3:52pm 
+Rep Great man good man I was happy tonight I loved you thank you for a nice match
johhny cairo 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:50pm 
+rep hoerdie frau reg can awaken the legheness
johhny cairo 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:48pm 
During these brief periods of time, he plays a specific song straight into his microphone. After extensive research, I have pinpointed this song as 'Pilfingerdansen" by a Danish artist named "Sigurd Barrett". As the song is playing, he uses the heavy machine gun (called a Negev in-game) to frag the entire enemy team, perfectly set to the rather fast beat of the song. Opponents stand no chance against this man, he is quite simply untouchable.

After destroying the enemy team on his own, he types a simple message in chat: "sus". I suspect this is in reference to the popular video game "Among Us", in which players attempt to trick each other into believing they are a "crewmate" on a spaceship, when in fact there are two "impostors" among them. (Hence the name, "Among Us". Clever, huh?)

I have, after months of analysis, come to one conclusion. This geezer is, as he would say in his own words, "sus". Fair ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play, dude. Rock on. I'm out.

(2/2)
johhny cairo 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:47pm 
+rep OK, honestly, this guy is an anomaly. At first, when I came up against the bloke on a CS:GO competitive match in July of last year, I was sure he was a dirty cheater. I lured him into a false sense of security, convincing him I was interested in a friendship (and maybe more, but I won't disclose the details). He added me back as a friend on "Steam", and ever since then I've been doing extensive analysis of how he approaches the competitive game mode.

I've learned that this man is definitely out of the ordinary. He only plays a singular map, namely "Mirage". Now, I've never been too keen on this map, but as part of my research I had to join him for several matches. He never uses in-game voice communication, except when he is the only player alive.

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snog 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:28pm 
Говорят, любовь на Небесах превыше всего. О, Небеса - это место на Земле.
догнут 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:27pm 
+rep completely on piss, game chapess
johhny cairo 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:26pm 
do you having facebook maybe whtsapp..? i's love to get more in touch with you my dear..
johhny cairo 28 Jan, 2021 @ 5:23pm 
kyknet tv avid watcher