So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

you're nasty at d2 pvp bro!! GGs

youre so hot
really

when your team carries a win for you and you decide to t-bag others because your salty that you kept getting domed by my bow xD gg I guess/trash a$$ player

lmao trash human get good ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

@Ared
Just catalyst farming with a weapon that is farther to meta than you are to getting laid, carry on

crutch that dead messenger harder, maybe you'll win next time <3

♥♥♥♥♥♥

gg.....i think