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11 people found this review helpful
14.9 hrs on record
The full game has been more tedious than fun. Having to wait for unclear reasons to talk to NPCs, getting stuck on terrain that looks like you should be able to walk through while fighting, also while fighting you'll suddenly not be able to hit with your arrows when crossing a bridge or at seemingly random places in caves, not being able to place seeds in a place you'd previously had, or not being able to till land where you previously had, not being able to find quest locations (place foot ... where?!). It all leads to just a tedious and unfun experience. Asked for refund, but couldn't because I'd played more than 2 hours. Cool, cool, cool, cool

Yeah, just skip this and play another farm sim.
Posted 8 December, 2024.
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93.2 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
Holy sh*t. This game is addicting. I love it! The mix of exploration, world building, and hard choices presented in a graphically gritty steampunky way are just all a breath taking combination. 20/10
Posted 23 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.3 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
Get your crew and ♥♥♥♥ some ♥♥♥♥ up!
Posted 26 June, 2020.
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2.2 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Every would be degenerate needs to play this. It's free, short, cute, and hilarious.
Posted 24 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
120.1 hrs on record
10/10 pews, would pew again. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( · ͜͞ʖ·) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
Posted 26 September, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Granted, this game is still in Early Access, but:

Playing through the tutorial was a bit of a trudge, but they usually are. But then you get into the game and the resource management is tedious. You're running around looking for ore for the company, but you don't have enough ammo to last more than maybe a couple of fights. And if RNGesus isn't with you, you might not find enough ore to get ammo back. So then you're hitting things with your pickaxe. Joy. I just felt like I was running out of everything that would have made this game fun before I could start really having fun. And then there's Friendly Fire. lul Plz no.

Also: where are my hairy, beastly dwarf women at?
Posted 13 September, 2019.
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