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content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
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For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say
"Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
-- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to the U.S.
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You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until
drops of blood form on your forehead.
-- Gene Fowler
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A man said to the Universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe,
"the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
-- Stephen Crane
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Walk softly and carry a big stick.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
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