signed by fembis!

The single ones ignore me. The married ones try to talk to me. Like what the ♥♥♥♥. Y’all want a manly man that works his ass off and provides, yet you’re talking to other dudes about how your man is never home and doesn’t give you the amount of attention you expect. I’ll start going on dates when I’m in a relationship. ♥♥♥♥ this. Went on a date with a chick when I was recovering from a surgery and found out she had a boyfriend. Some dude hit me up because I was talking to his wife and asked if I was stupid. (I know who he was talking about and she told me she was single, divorced or separated, I can’t remember). I said apparently you’re the idiot because the chicks I try to talk to tell me they’re single. I don’t knowingly try to get to know married chicks. Like wtf.

I forgive you

best roleplayer on Gmod FNAF RP HANDS DOWN!

Best Hunt: Showdown 1896 coach I have ever met and I love him so stinking much hes my favorite little stinky dinky ever!!! <3 <3 <3

Oh boy, you really got a waifu? really??? you're out here loving a drawing like it's gonna cook you dinner and pay your bills?? 💀💀

congrats, my guy, you're the pinnacle of human evolution. a *2d picture* is now your emotional support? are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? like, what happened to real life, real connections, to, you know, actual living, breathing humans? 🧠💔 you know that anime girl you're in love with? yeah, she doesn't even exist outside of your dumbass screen. that "hug" you're giving her? it's just you spending hours browsing online because you're too much of a coward to talk to a girl in real life. 🙃💀

you really thought "omg she's the one for me!" when it's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jpeg with a *voice filter*???? bruh, i can't. 🤡 you spend all your time defending a pixelated character like she's some kind of goddess while your real life is just a sad rollercoaster of not being able to handle basic conversations with real people.