a total pest




aww pickles!!! you found my super secret dabuz copypastas! no! dont look at them!!!

Who is Dabuz? For dablind, it is dalight. For dahungry, it is dabread. For dasick, it is dacure. For dasad, it is dajoy. For dapoor, it is datreasure; for dadebtor, it is daforgiveness.

I’ll take a double triple Dabuzzy Deluxe😍, on a raft🛶, four-by-four min-min style🍜, extra pikmin👽 with a shimmy and a squeeze, light Luna⭐️ grease, make it cry😭, burn it🔥, and let it swim🌊

if dabuz has million number of pikmin i am one of them. if dabuz has six pikmin i am one of them (and it is Brawl). if dabuz has no pikmin, that means he hurl me off stage for greater good. if meta against dabuz, i am against the meta. i love dabuz till my last damage tick... die hard fan of dabuz. Hit enemy with skull if u think dabuz cutest & galaxy brain in the world

"Our father, who art in New York, hallowed be thy main. Thy Pikmin come, thy will be done, on smashville as it is on battlefield. Give us, this match, our daily win, and forgive us our camping, as we forgive those who camp against us"

In New York, crowd goin’ wild 🗽That's how we already know Dabuz's here 👑My king would prolly do it for the yeezy drip 👟That's just all he do, he don’t know how to lose 🏆 I tried to zone 'em, yeah ✋I tried to zone 'em, yeah, yeah ✋Gone on you with the Pikmin toss 👽🥕 Young Dabuz, he in Lippo mode 💋

Dabuz isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with Olimar? Samuel puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. MKLeo breaks metas. Marss breaks expensive flatscreen television sets. Dabuz breaks the spirit of rushdown players. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the zoning.