Twitch.tv/itsrimo

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So you finally made it here.

Interesting.

Out of the 10 players in the server, you somehow ended up on my profile.

Not your teammates.
Not the guy bottom fragging.
Not the guy who missed every smoke.
Not the guy who went 4-19.

Mine.

Which means one thing:

I made an impression.

Let's be honest.

You didn't come here because we had a pleasant conversation.

You didn't come here because you wanted to congratulate me.

You didn't come here because you were curious.

You came here because something happened in that match that your ego still hasn't recovered from.

Maybe it was the prefire.

Maybe it was the one tap.

Maybe it was the eco round.

Maybe it was the fact that no matter where you went, I somehow ended up being the reason your screen turned gray.

Whatever it was, it clearly stayed with you longer than it stayed with me.

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COMMON QUESTIONS

"Are you cheating?"

No.

You just swing every angle like the main character.

"How did you know I was there?"

Because you've been doing the exact same thing for the last 18 rounds.

"Why were you always waiting for me?"

Because you kept taking the same route.

"Why did you keep killing me?"

Because you kept giving me opportunities.

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THINGS I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF

☑ Cheating
☑ Wallhacking
☑ Smurfing
☑ Boosting
☑ Stream sniping
☑ Being unemployed
☑ Having no life
☑ Living in my mother's basement

The one accusation I've never received:

"Good player."

Funny how that works.

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MATCH TIMELINE

Round 1:
"Nice shot"

Round 5:
"Okay that's weird"

Round 9:
"Bro check him"

Round 14:
"Reported"

Round 20:
*Profile visit detected*

Predictable.

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If you are reading this profile searching for evidence:

You already watched the scoreboard.

You already watched the replay.

You already checked my hours.

You already checked my comments.

You already checked my inventory.

And somehow the conclusion still hasn't occurred to you.

Maybe the mystery isn't on my profile.

Maybe it's in your demo.

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The funniest part isn't that you lost.

Everybody loses.

The funniest part is that after the match ended, after the scoreboard disappeared, after everyone left the server...

I'm still taking up space in your head.

The game ended.

The round ended.

The argument ended.

Yet here you are.

Reading every line.

Looking for something.

Anything.

A reason.

An excuse.

A clue.

A miracle.

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Final message:

If you're an old friend, welcome.

If you're a teammate, thanks for the game.

If you're an opponent...

The fact that you're reading this is already all the validation I need.

GG.