🐾 You spent 4K on a carpet
just to be a dog in your apartment 🐶
call you names, make you my target 🎯
but secretly… I know that I want it 💭

🌙 God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that…
🌙 God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that…

🐺 You spent 4K on a helm
as if made by Margiela himself 🖤
so damn insecure of my wealth 💎
that I’ll be nasty — but you can tell that 😏

🌙 God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that…
🌙 God, I wish I could afford that
I wish I could afford that…

🧵 You spent 4K on a suit
custom tailor-made just for you ✨
it’s not formal, but it is cute 🤍
no tie — just a tail & a snoot 🐕‍🦺💕