aka Sir Jolleh, JollyRancher44 or @internet.tough.guy on Instagram
أولئك الذين ينقلونني من قائمتهم دون سابق إنذار ، سيعاقبون بشدة
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don't click view more this is all only still here for history's sake
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Some people think they can outsmart me, but thats pretty tough when I never really was on your side. You'll see birds swim, fish fly, grass shine, and brother, I grow people. No? Then we still have a problem, and a KNIFE.



"Combat is like nothing you can imagine; it is loud and it is fast. And in the middle of it you realize that those little things flying past your ear can kill you.
The secret is this: either you decide you're going to die and do stupid things that get you shot, or you decide that you're going to live and do things to make the other man die instead." -Iraqi Insurgent (Splinter Cell Blacklist)

"Lasers? Lasers are so..."
"Nineties?"
"I was going to say 'seventies'. Could you please stop making me feel old?"
"I've got bad news for you, Sam, you are old." -Sam Fisher & Anna Grimsdottir (Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory)

"There are two kinds of people: ones that are trying to build their future and ones that are trying to rebuild their past." -Max Payne (Max Payne 3)

" [after taking painkillers] Breakfast of champions." -Max Payne (Max Payne 3)

"As you can see, you are not dead." -Sergeant Barnes (Half-Life: Opposing Force)

"Let me read a letter I recently received. 'Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to supress our reproductuive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.' " -Wallace Breen (Half-Life 2)

"I don't understand. Humans celebrate their engagement by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!" -Salarian at a bachelor party (Mass Effect 2)

" [When asked to relinquish weapons] I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" -Commander Shepard (Mass Effect 2)

"A good deed's like pissing yourself in black pants; warm feelings but no one notices." -Jacob Taylor (Mass Effect 3)

"I can't get over how fast they all are, it's not even fair. I'm calling zombie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on that, you know? They're not allowed to be so fast!" -Zoey (Left 4 Dead)

" [after taking friendly fire] Are you really gonna shoot the guy in a $3000 dollar suit? COME ON!" -Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)

"We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab is probably eating Grade A head." -Random Citizen (Half-Life 2: Episode One)

"when you tryna solve why the titanic sank but Colgate just dropped their new mint mixtape #legalize gay marijuana" - Useless Fox, Jul 14, 2015 @ 9:29am

" Börk. " -The Entire Illuminati, Aug 20, 2014 @ 11:59am

"I am NOT a random stranger >:C
I am a deliberately positioned stranger waiting for the right moment to POUNCE OH MY GOD AAAAAAAH" -Pinkie Pie, Feb 15, 2015 @ 5:24pm
We aren't friends anymore, but it was still funny lol

" [after i say that I'm Greek] ♥♥♥♥ yourself. Bellona is better. Romans are greater." -Blake Belladonna, Jul 18, 2015 @7:27pm

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Tommytripod330: im a failer
Sir Jolleh: *failure
" -Sep 3, @7:56pm

"Living in the past was hell. Like ALL of the past.
Yesterday sucked.
Living in WWI sucked.
Colonial times sucked.
Roman times sucked.
Egyptian times sucked.
the only place that doesnt suck is the future" -Useless Fox, Nov 1, 2015 @1:06pm