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I love having a terrorist in my brain.

I got detonated by a lunatic with purple bombs.

Today in Boat Building Game, I am going to make everything except a boat.

This feels less like a game and more like a sandbox... which would be fine if the thing wasn't presented like a survival game.
The tutorial is half-baked at best, so you're not gonna know how to do damn near anything, the singleplayer mode basically locks out most of the content (as any decently sized ship needs at least two or three people to function), and god help you if you try to do combat (or get attacked, for that matter!) in a ship less maneuverable than a fighter, and with less firepower than a destroyer if your opponent isn't the basic aliens (particularly pirates or station defenders of any kind).
Not to mention, the online servers are, to put it lightly, dead as ♥♥♥♥, even the official ones.
On top of that, the game hasn't been updated since JANUARY OF LAST YEAR, so the devs have basically abandoned this thing.
So given how little content can be easily performed solo (namely mining and most non-pirate missions, that's it), and how grindy even those feel (I normally like how calming mining is in these types of games and here it's just painfully boring without any of the peaceful sense of increasing wealth), I cannot recommend you purchase this game unless you are doing so to play with friends.

My arms are on fire.

Good ♥♥♥♥ right here. Chaotic, fast paced arcade game that will ensure you are NEVER stuck in a dull moment.
Consider that a threat from the game though, because what that actually means is "it will constantly be trying very hard to kill you."

Fell Apart. Simple as that.

Original date: March 14th, 2021
After 2016, game went to ♥♥♥♥.
They remade the whole game to make money off it, and it isnt very fun anymore.
Bring back classic robocraft, at least as a separate game.

Addendum: July 3rd, 2025
They literally ran their game into the ground because of their own monetization. I TOLD YOU SO.

This is not a good way to add new content, Split Polygon.
Your playerbase is already small enough, DLC is a nail in the coffin at this state.
Make the game more detailed and advertise to the general public before you do this.

EVE Online is a great game. There is something for everyone, be it the intense PvE missions, the even more intense PvP modes, or even the (somewhat) calm and relaxing feeling of mining in a group. You can customize (almost) everything about your ship, and maybe the devs will add a custom ship builder! The game has a premium service, with the option to buy it with real money, or by obtaining a total of ~1.5 billion ISK (not as much as it seems) (ISK is the in-game currency). A masterfully designed soundtrack, this one will make you feel the intensity (or awe) of the EVE universe.
Oh, and did I mention that you can claim entire solar systems for your empire? Out in what is known as nullsec (security rating: 0 or less) all faction claims stop, and it's just players defending their stellar fortresses. You can also mine out the entire moon orbiting the planet next to you, too! The story is well thought out, with several different paths to take. You can also meet Agents who specialize in things like distribution, security, military, mining, industry, and more! I mentioned it's free, right? Why are you still reading this? Go start downloading!