Recent reviews by Rendelf

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garbage

Who can play this garbage with the stuttering and UI glitches? Am I the only one?

Desktop beach girls are so much better than irl women. This is not up for debate.

Huhaha! You got owned!
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Let's dance in the CHORAL REEF <3

Poo

Garbage and full of cheaters.

the dlc is great

This is a game for those that enjoy the classic PS2 era. It is absolutely not a perfect remake. There are many things they changed that the original got right. Other than that, they did not change the core of what made the original DAH2 great. This is definitely a nostalgia trip for me with added benefits. One of biggest gripes I and others as I've seen here in these reviews have pertains to the immersion breaking bugs, because there's a whole lot of 'em. However, the devs seem to be actively working on these bugs as I've seen in the latest patch notes. I personally, along with others have seen cars going through walls nonstop, constantly, and I do not recall this occurring in the last remake. Although this game may not suit everyone, I'd recommend it to those who've previously played the original, or have a taste for PS2-eaque vidya. Thank you Black Forest Games, and thank you THQ for allowing this all to happen. The gaming industry really needs diverse, innovative games as such.