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1 person found this review helpful
1,604.9 hrs on record (672.8 hrs at review time)
This game always finds a way to make you feel poor compared to everyone else in global chat no matter how much you improve.

10/10
Posted 23 June, 2024.
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33.5 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Story: Great so far.
Points of Interest: Decent amount, lots of activities to get good at, side content is pretty available.

Friend system: Kind of annoying at times, you might be on your mission marker and you get a call to shoot you to the other side of the map to catch up with someone, and if you don't you lose pretty useful privileges.

Traffic: Avoidable on the main streets but on highways REEEEEEEEEEEEEE people just swerve into you whenever the ♥♥♥♥ they want and they can go in the bin, you will constantly find a car at the front of traffic going slow/stopped for absolutely no reason.

Clothes system: I like that you go around the store and buy the items on the racks and shelves, I hate that you don't have a list of items at your safe house to wear and you have to manually scroll and wait for the animation on each one, same thing when you're buying from a spot with multiple options such as shoes, really annoying.

Game fluidity: Decent, I constantly find myself kind of close to a next possible mission or a friend in need near the end of my missions. Wish there were more places to grab a quick feed/drink to restore health around the city, I haven't unlocked all restaurants because I've seen the list and can't get into some of the doors yet, but there should be more vending machines throughout the city, a lot more. As for needing to travel around over bridges and stuff, I forgive it for the sake of the story.

OVERALL:
The base game is Soviet in its entirety, and I think that was the point, so they did well, the missions are pretty engaging and finishing one with a slither of health and making it back to a safe haven is another challenge, as drivers will barely ever stop for you crossing the road, and even if you look around you may still be hit by a car, but you will quickly learn how to get to the end of the mission with more health and hopefully, Roman's taxi won't softlock itself behind a pole so you won't have to get out, show him where he can go, and then outrun the police once more on the way to the next spot.

This game will always have that Soviet charm, definitely a must have 8.5/10
Posted 6 October, 2021.
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4.3 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
ye not bad ay
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
11.8 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
with a larger community this game would be really good, but queue times are years long and there's only a megaserver rather than regional servers, so theres a lot of ping issues unless you're in the US.
Posted 23 January, 2017.
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1,485.7 hrs on record (284.8 hrs at review time)
You can ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up, get paid, buy and make more tools to ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up and repeat.

10/10
Posted 16 November, 2014.
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300.0 hrs on record (89.6 hrs at review time)
Strongly recommend this game.

Possibly the highest customization you'll ever see in a free PC game, ranging from character appearance to car appearance to weapon appearance. Strong and intense gun fights, strategic play, teamwork, open-world, you can have fun when you're not even in a mission, collect items, patterns for your customization, parts for your cars, new guns, make your own theme song for when you kill someone, maybe you want to dazzle them with your impressive skills or maybe just completely annoy someone by using an annoying tone such as the mario death theme or the trololol song. The horizons of this game are only known by your creativity and skill. You want to use a car as a ramp and jump out mid-air and blow your enemies up with a rocket launcher? You got it! You want to stun groups of enemies, arrest them and dance around them while they're left defenseless and waiting for the timer to run out so they can respawn? You got it! You want to joyride? Got it! Want to steal items and cars to make money from them? Got it! Are you a enforcer? You can't steal? Who says you can't? Ram a criminal's car into a store and those items are yours to pick up, unless you want the criminal to put them in his car first and then steal his car with the rest of his stolen items, you can turn them in for cash too, just like they can. Want to host a huge group and muck around in the social district? YOU CAN. Want to voice chat to your team and other people nearby? YOU CAN. You want to tag your customized graffiti on a billboard? YOU CAN. You want statues of yourself? HAVE THEM. Whether you want to be good or bad, or a mix of both, there's something in this game for everyone, except for maybe children and pregnant women, well maybe pregnant women are okay, idk, go into labour and let your kid's first words be "Hey brudda" ~ Wilson LeBoyce.
Posted 22 May, 2014. Last edited 22 May, 2014.
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63.9 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
People say Terraria is like Minecraft 2D but it's just so much more than that. I personally think that Terraria is far more combat and survival based than Minecraft, sure there is no hunger system, but that's something that actually ruins a lot of fun in Minecraft.

Terraria allows players to embark to completely player-made worlds where obtaining the best gear you can get and fighting the most insane bosses brings that true grind yet fun to the game, it's not a game you can blaze through, you will need time to get to where you want to get in all servers, including your own in single player. There will always be a higher rank you can achieve, there will always be some form of currency that you haven't obtained as much of as you wanted. You might not have the items you want, the bosses you want to fight, or even the right tools to survive, but that's all part of the struggle in Terraria, it challenges you to act fast when encountering an enemy and how to fight them and what is the best equipment to fight them with.

There is a huge and diverse amount of mobs in the game that Minecraft cannot really bring to the table, each with their own fighting strategies and mechanic kits. It is up to you to outsmart the enemy and surprise them with the killing blow and earn your sweet sweet rewards.

How, when and why you fight is completely up to you, you could be running in and out of dungeons, being chased by huge worms underground in the hole you dug, you could be trying to loot some materials, trying to kill a boss for a drop etc.

And just like a lot of RPG games, the drops are RNG, so don't think you'll always get what you want, because this game will challenge you and make the hair of your arms rise until you've gotten out of that dungeon with your measly 10 health.

I definitely recommend this game to anyone who wants to try it, it is definitely worth the money and will keep you entertained for years to come.

~instant classic.
Posted 28 February, 2014.
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26.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Absofriggenlutely love this game, bringing back the famous classic Diablo's playstyle but with a great improvement to the animations, the art is just breathtaking, the skills system is similar to the one in Diablo 2 but it has a bit of an Elsword or Neverwinter feel to it, it's that warmth of having a new move that allows you to get through the dungeon which you couldn't get through before. The fights are super challenging, with several races of the game using status effects in their attacks to slow you, burn you, poison you and a whole lot more, sure it's a great hack and slash dungeon crawler but the story is indulgent, it has a great flowing mechanics system that Diablo couldn't really offer me, if you don't over-train your character doing the same dungeon over and over, you'll always feel such pressure and the rush of being close to death but still have that glimpse of survival which is what I treasure the most. I played the berserker class with a Headcrab as a pet, I find it wonderful that the game has these little easter eggs connecting to other games such as the headcrab and the vile gnasher mobs. I can't say more that I always felt challenged by this game, even though I've jut started recently, I love it already, I built a lifesteal and critical build to proc onto my skills and rage meter and I always feel like if I stick it out for just a bit more, until I can fill that rage meter, I can JUST squeeze through my enemies without dying, leaving me with a great feel of success, it's like telling you that you couldn't have made it if you didn't persevere. I'm looking forward to buy this game as well as buying it for my friends.
Posted 12 January, 2014.
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