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get back in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
In a great romance, each person basically plays a part that the
other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley
♥ 🍇 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🌳 ♥ 👔 ♥ 📀 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 😺 ♥ 👾 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🎄
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
♥ 🚗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 👹 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 👽 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 📒
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He says that he is interested in your exuberant characteristics and wishes that you join his empire. He also says that your abilities to develop efficient methods of technical languages would be beneficial to both you, and the Quantum Empire.
In his hasty excitement to deliver this message to The Sir Regmar, he forgot to mention the qualities of serving the Quantum Empire. In any case, those details will be covered upon meeting the Leader of the Quantum Empire himself.
That is all the information he has given me. I wish you the best, and that you, hopefully, accept this wonderful one time offer.
-Messenger of the Quantum Empire
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