How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t
chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood,
what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would
chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as
a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Oh shut up.