makima lover

lol

-rep found out im indian then asked me if i won a spelling bee

I can't believe you replaced your girlfriend with an anime girl...

oi

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁DATA (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bunnyhops
⠀└⠀✅Sexy girls under 14 (big boobs)
⠀└⠀✅How to make people like me fast 2021

What do you call a human with no legs? A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cripple.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

This guy put his entire life savings into Gamestop and is now a multi-billionare.

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+REP carrying me to silver...

+rep

add me, can you?

Hello there sir, madam, or whatever your desired pronoun may be. at his present moment in time, i would appreciate it to the highest degree if you used your incisors, canines, premolars and molars to apply pressure on the garments I am currently wearing on the upper-portion of my legs. after this, please continue to use the plethora of muscles within your throat and mouth to ingest said clothing, whilst doing so in a hasty fashion for my upmost satisfaction.

tldr; eat my shorts

Just as earth has earthquakes, the moon has—you guessed it—moonquakes. Less common and less intense than the shakes that happen here, moonquakes are believed by U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) scientists to occur due to tidal stresses connected to the distance between the Earth and the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I have five fingers, but tonight you'll get two

Roses are red, Violets are blue
This joke's overused, Your sister is too

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you

i have an erection

i like balloons

DIS GAI SKEMMED ME, I HET DIS GAI. WTF STEAM PLZZZ BAN DIS GAI. HE SKAMMED ME CSGO. HE TOOOOOOKKKKKK AAWWWWAAAII MY KNAIF. FAK YU LA

noob

Hi

hello my friend