Recent reviews by RedBabaYaga

It was quite a shock to me when I decided to check into the game after The Final Shape, thinking I might catch up on some seasonal stuff, and instead I found out that this is behold the last big update ever? The game is practically in maintenance mode now. It was nice of them to put up this Monument of Triumph thing right in the Tower courtyard; you do triumphs to get Legendary Marks, then you buy a bunch of free ornaments and junk from new vendors. Nice nostalgia bait, but it kind of screams “we’re done.”

And then there’s Pantheon 2.0, which is just more boss gauntlet nonsense, and Sparrow Racing League is back as if anyone was actually asking for it. They changed all the old raids and dungeons with tiered loot that nobody wanted, threw in some Distortions public event thing, and called it a celebration. On the other hand, the story is dead, no new content, and they’re just getting even more from Eververse with daily offers. This isn’t a comeback patch; it’s a retirement party disguised as content. Such a letdown to see it end like that.

Helldivers 2 - Delivering Freedom (and Explosions) One Cup at a Time!

Greetings, citizens of Super Earth! Super Citizen Baba Yaga reporting for duty, fresh off the battlefields of Helldivers 2! As a citizen dedicated to spreading democracy (and a healthy dose of Liber-Tea), this latest campaign left me feeling invigorated and slightly Mentally Scarred, which is basically the Super Earth way.

Liberating Like a Boss:

First things first: This ain't your momma's top-down shooter. Helldivers 2 throws you headfirst into the alien menace in glorious 3D. We're talking sprawling planets, towering bugs, and enough explosions to make a fireworks factory blush. It's a tactical ballet of squad maneuvers, precise fire, and liberal application of heavy ordinance. Just like pouring a perfect cup of Liber-Tea, it requires skill, precision, and the willingness to occasionally immolate yourself for the greater good.

Friendly Fire? More Like Friendly Fireworks!

Now, some rookies might balk at the friendly fire system. "But Baba Yaga," they squawk, "what about teamkilling?!" I say, "Embrace the chaos, maggots!" A well-placed rocket to the rear can be a motivator, and a shared explosion creates camaraderie like nothing else. Just remember, if you teamkill me, you're buying the next round of Liber-Tea. (And trust me, you don't want to skimp on the Freedom Berry Blast.)

Gear Up for Glorious Combat:

The arsenal in Helldivers 2 is a democracy lover's dream. From trusty laser rifles to shoulder-mounted doom cannons, there's a tool for every liberation scenario. Plus, the perk system lets you customize your Super Citizen to be a walking monument to Super Earth's might. Personally, I favor the "Demolition Tea Party" build, which involves copious amounts of explosives and a side of friendly fire (don't worry, I warned you).

The Grind is Real, But the Glory is Sweeter:

Listen up, rookies: freedom ain't free. You'll sweat, you'll bleed (metaphorically, mostly), and you'll face defeat. But with each failed mission, you learn, you adapt, and you come back stronger. The sense of accomplishment after a hard-fought victory, a rescued civilian, or a particularly impressive crater left in the alien landscape is unmatched. Plus, the rewards are worth it. New gear, upgrades, and the satisfaction of knowing you've done your part for Super Earth? That's pure Liber-Tea gold.

Final Verdict:

Helldivers 2 ain't for the faint of heart. It's challenging, chaotic, and requires teamwork that would make a squad of grizzly bears proud. But for those who crave the thrill of battle, the camaraderie of squadmates, and the sweet taste of galactic liberation, this is a must-play. Just remember, soldier: keep your aim true, your voice loud, and your cup of Liber-Tea full. Now get out there and spread some democracy!

Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Exploding Teacups (with a bonus point for the epic soundtrack that gets stuck in your head for days)

P.S. If you see Super Citizen Baba Yaga on the battlefield, buy me a Liber-Tea. You won't regret it. (Unless you're an alien, in which case, prepare for righteous DEMOCRACY!!!)

Probably my GOTY for 2022 many hours put in already and more to come (dont play/complain about the game if bad just git gud) subtle performance issues at the start but most are gone/nonexisent or soon to be nonexistent.

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☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

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☑ Eargasm
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☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

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☐ Kids
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☐ Grandma

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☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

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☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
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☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

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☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

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☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

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☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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it gud me like

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

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☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

very fun i play all time in wrld