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156.4 hrs on record (112.2 hrs at review time)
se você desmunheca, da ré no kibe, joga gta e cs... vai odiar esse jogo, vai negativar e dirá que é jogo pra 13 anos ou que é feito pra gastar dinheiro, enquanto sabemos que você é o real kid, não sabe jogar e também está doido para revelar pra todo mundo que você saiu do armário.

a gente te aceita do jeito que você é, não precisa ficar negativando aqui em jogo de macho comedor de buceta pra chamar atenção e xingar os players barbudo de "criança" só porque você é ranhoso jogador de modinha ou você também se descobriu na bandeira lgbt e não foi no b...

se você veio hatear o jogo, recomendo para você a escola de recuperação para baitolas, lá você vai parar de jogar fps modinha (warzone) e vai aprender a jogar jogo pra macho como strinova, league of maidens, monster girl island e entre outros.

porque fps modinha é moda, e moda é coisa de boiola

tratamento intensivo onde você vai parar de escolher char macho peludo e começar a curtir só guria gostosa.

se você é casado com mulher gostosa, não é corno, tem cast-off figure de genshin girls na estante... esse jogo é pra você, que você não vai precisar gastar um centavo para rular e ainda vai fazer isso com uma mão.

ta, agora falando mais sério...

jogão é bom pakas, super bem feito e mesmo ainda no começo, ja deu para sentir muita melhora veloz, que qualquer outro jogo leva anos para consertar.

e, vale mais a pena jogar direto do launcher baixado do site, melhor do que ter a steam em background pesando na ram.

esse jogo NÃO é pay to win, quem disse que é, está mentindo. consegui metade dos personagens logo no começo e também uma quantidade significativa de skins, que nem cheguei a usar todas ainda, e com cash é isso, só se ganha skin, fora isso você só vence por sua habilidade.

o jogo tem conexão excelente, não tem lag, se você ta com lag, é pq você ta com vivo.

a ranked não significa muita coisa igual a todos os jogos que tem ranked, se você SÓ vai atrás de ranked, você se perdeu no caminho.

notei que ta cheio de reward nos comentários negativos pq são profile fake dos jogadores haters pra tentar se aparecer, reclamam de coisa que a comunidade não liga, principalmente pq a gente vai atrás pra ver sobre eles e é bem duvidoso eles. o jogo bombando e 100 noiados dando like e reward para um comentário negativo, mas a gente não os vê? ja vi isso antes...
Posted 7 December, 2024. Last edited 2 March, 2025.
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14.5 hrs on record
you don't need 3 hands to play, the keyboard is not required everytime
Posted 1 January, 2024.
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40.4 hrs on record
DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT.

the game itself is really awesome, but there are terrible bugs that stop us from playing no matter how powerful is your pc, also errors and mistakes that i have to say before you try and so, do not try this game!

this game has some huge problems that prevent us to win, as the performance of the game, not our machine, even me that was much better than others, i was unable to move because the game was more busy in lock the screen than do what was build to do, just run. i tried some other games that was released in 2023 with much heavier graphics, and they run fine in my pc, these screen freezes in mecha champions are unjustifiable.

some times we are disconnect from nothing, some times we are in a battle and we lose everything because the game simply was in the mood to give the victory to the other. instead to reconect instantly, no, they hold us for 1 minute, for nothing. also these dc are from the game, not our connection, so, even if we have a good connection, we will get a disconnection sooner or later

another problem that make me say don't download it is when we call the mecha we have to press 15+ times to work, i already tried to load the screen before the battle but not worked, the game freezes for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time EVERYTIME that we call that screen, so, the game is abslurdly bad optimized to load a simple png image and hold our game for 5 seconds for nothing, also some times the game clitch because we call the mecha correctly but how we already was dead by the lack of optimization from the game, the game not know what to do and we hear some weird sounds.

a common game just load the screen instantly and let us use the the feature without any problem, but this game really like to waste our time and force our defeat for some useless reason.

another problem was against a guy that i was about to kill him but one of my weapons was missing, i was with a ion cannon but the weapons just disappeared!

we can't report the bugs because the tab of bug report is defective too! and the site is even worse, they just force us to use the faq (something that must be banned by law, because faq NEVER helped anything).

unfortunatelly this game has all these problems, the game was good, but how was abandoned by the devs and they blocked us from say what is happening, we can't play. i lost 4 times in a row for game fault, none of then was my fail.

i got the top 1 with my mech in 6 days, but started to lose because the game decided stop obeying the commands.

and we always will find someone with no brain that will find our true reviews as "funny", because they have nothing inside their head. update: i was right, i found one tard
Posted 20 November, 2023. Last edited 31 December, 2024.
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166.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
look the votes, 99% are positive, i checked the negative votes, the users who not liked are saying thing that make no sense, with that we see twice that the game is truly good.

back to topic... this game not tire, in begin we feel that is too simple and weird, but after 10 minutes we notice how complex and well done is, beside the auto attack, is still very good.

...and when i close my eyes i see yagoo faces D:
Posted 25 August, 2023. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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15.4 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i do not understand the votes down, people saying that is "pay to win" but how? the game balance when we start the pvp and pvp is the cake filling of this game, pve is where the cash items work, but the free-to-play users are also benefited with these allies.

anyway, about the game...

the game starts raw, we can't config anything until create the character... but we not get mad because we can create some cute angel-like face girls with wide hips, big breasts and hot thick thighs... very good. but only after the creation we are able to set the language, resolution, graphics and etc... obvious i changed to original (korean). the menu is clear and ok to understand until we have to advance the main quest, i took a time to notice that is in "M" and dungeos is almost in the end, we have to slide to right, would be better if they let it in a easier place to see, devs... be friendly with beginners.

the gameplay is nice, the skill animation is good, sound has consistency, only when we are running and turn, the character move a bit weird. the main visual is not that advanced, looks like a 2006 game, yet is not ugly.
Posted 15 July, 2023. Last edited 20 July, 2023.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
i played this game more than 15 years ago, much more, times before steam, when it was a demo, very different than today, this game arrived with that jp demo games pack CDs, times when games like Die Slave, X Synergy Gate, Gun Viper and others was our standard games. cloudphobia was one between many, was one of the coolest of that times, but today it is just a small game to spend time and train reflex, yet a good game.

i never expected that cloudphobia would resurrect from nothing after all these years, yes the game was one of coolest, but if i questioned myself from the past "what of these games will be back in future?" i would say x synergy gate or die slave...

anyway, cloudphobia was a surprise to see full, but all this time made the game forgotten, there is only 14 votes? if was 17 years ago, this game probably would be with more than 5000 votes.

yet, even being easier than the demo, we can still call this game as "just another regular game harder than cuphead" hehehhehehe well, is not rare, even because cuphead is the easiest game on this style.

well, i think the developer droped this work and prompted to give life to the project from night to day...

but skip the intro, is ugly, weird... because the mecha design is very nice and the game itself has good visual.
Posted 17 March, 2023. Last edited 17 March, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
garbage, just ignore this game here in steam, not a version, is a fake migration, this shame ask to active the ubisoft play, in other words, you are just playing from ubisoft play and using steam like non-steam game to give more weight on your ram mem, useless, just to have TWO game launchers sucking your ram and cpu in background? no, just skip.

better take the game from ubisoft play directly, you will miss nothing, well will be the opposite, is way better by the fact that you will save machine performance and time to start the game.
Posted 24 February, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
i do not know if i give yes or not... but for now will be not.

for who started the gaming life with mobile games that lacks in gameplay, this game will be better than you already get used to, and i recommend to you.

but for someone like me that grew with PC games since 97, this game will be weird, because we not have total control.

the visual is good, the character design is awesome (cute and HOT girls), the menu is clean and easy to understand, but lacks in gameplay and sound effects. basically the gameplay is automatic or i not found a way to change to manual control by myself, but if have a option, would be better to start in off... we can control only the skills but we can't control where we want to go, so, nothing to see in the map, nothing to found, some things from rpg this game not have. is more like wave battle than rpg.

some sound effects are missing, but ok, the game is under construction.

the character dialogue is well done, has more depth and consistency than many dialogues in games, but how came with automatic, that is fast, some things i not get. the option to turn off the automatic dialogue appeared later.

so this game hit the point in most things, but the most important for me that is the control, i really not liked this. well, how this game is being formulated, maybe in future they will change it to a standard rpg, maybe...

also, too much tutorial, well, for players of today can be useful, but for me, is a bit boring and makes me disperse and not understand the game, it causes me an opposite effect, sure i would not give a downvote only because this.
Posted 27 December, 2022. Last edited 27 December, 2022.
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0.2 hrs on record
cute, soft, beutiful, sexy, pleasant atmosphere, good animation, good visual, but is hard to start and also i do not know what to do in menus because is in only chn, yet i will keep this game instaled, even if years are necessary, to wait for other languages, i know they will never add pt-br, but eng is more possible.

i will give a vote up for this game even though i was not able to play very well with these obstacles.
Posted 29 November, 2022.
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0.5 hrs on record
honkai até dava pra ser legal, mas depois do lançamento do genshin a gente ve bem que o honaki é um jogo absurdamente cru. ainda que logo na entrada que vergonha, é pura imitação de outros jogos, treco imitou bayonetta na caruda. tudo isso dando jus a ideia de ser um projeto piloto que acabou sendo lançado... ainda também é um jogo linear, sem opção, com fisica de mobile, totalmente oposto do genshin, somente a história se iguala.

ainda que no genshin pelo menos ta cheio de história de romance e personagens que tem história de paixões antigas, ja o honkai da pra dizer que é tudo gay...

...e tem uns fãs de honkai sem noção falando que o genshin é "gay" e que o honkai é jogo "macho" sendo que pela boca dos fundadores é tudo o oposto do que a fanbase inventa.

honkai é linear, é ultra travado, sistema de jogo é bem arcaico, gameplay é bem fraca, mas também... fui inventar de jogar ele depois de ter terminado o tales of berseria, ai sim que o honkai iria parecer chorume mesmo.

outros problemas é a falta de consistência, pessoal que joga muito acostumou e não percebe mais, é métodos simples, gráfico toscão, atrasado para sua geração, animação gráfica é VERGONHOSA (que é a PIOR FALHA que um jogo pudesse ter, lembra do pw? então.), se for pra jogar algo mal feito quebrado com animação gráfica zoada bastava jogar alguma porcaria tipo wow.

a versão steam do honkai tem problemas, mas irrelevante comparado ao que o próprio jogo carece, como dito, honkai é simples de mais no mal sentido, linear, travado, pouco robusto, dizem que é robusto mas é só fanboy flando abobrinha, essa galera jogou bastante e acostumou, isso acontece mesmo, ai depois eles vem mentir fazendo parecer que eles tem "noção".

e lembre-se sempre, sempre terá os descerebrados que vão marcar como "engraçado" as reviews como essa que metem a real. mas a verdade é: jogo está com ranking ruim e a empresa decolou foi com o genshin que tem mais de 10 vezes mais sucesso que o honkai. pode rir agora para mostrar pra todo mundo que eu tenho razão e você é noiado.
Posted 30 October, 2022. Last edited 30 June, 2023.
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