Best line ever:
"We'll pull our pants up and make a pile of money." - Alexis Zorba

11 lessons of an old wise monkey:
1. Think before you say, or say what you think
2. Know your rights; know your wrongs
3. See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil
4. You are what you eat. Go nuts
5. If the rock you stay on starts to roll, jump clean
6. Energy fools the magician
7. A banana
8. What do you want, eh? I'm a busy ape, I am!
9. Daylight's wasting, I can taste it as it falls from the sky
10. In a mad world only the mad are sane
11. No monkey can step into the same river twice

Observations of a young and inexperienced monkey:
1. What I was taught is not what I learn
2. Monkey see, monkey do
3. One should pay attention to lions
4. Caffeine: better be careful with it
5. They say Three Wise Men are the smartest beings on earth; I'm yet to meet one who can outsmart the Three Wise Monkeys
6. Monkeys always are up a tree
7. A banana
8. Respect your elders
9. Humans are the most primitive of primates
10. Rain is good
11. Banana is great, but the peel is greater