So me 34M and my gf 5F were driving down the road and suddenly a little child about 6 years old and his other friends were walking and they said a naughty word, they said “poopy” I could not stand this. I continued to drive shouting profanity’s and and I ran them over. AITA?

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.

every time i walk outside i feel the magnetic pull of my tongue seeking out this man’s ♥♥♥♥ and balls like two fluorine atoms on the electronegativity scale

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Before Linux, I always thought hardware should just work. And, when it didn't, it made me upset. That belief extended to the bedroom. Where frustration and shame at my ill-performing 'hardware' was becoming a real issue for me and my partner.

Then, I switched to Linux.

Linux is great....I use it all the time now. But some days, my headset just won't pair. And that's okay. I've learned to accept that sometimes I just have to enter airplane mode, and then exit, and then re-pair my headset and hope that it'll connect. Sometimes I have to unplug the dongle. Sometimes I just decide 'meh, I don't need audio' tonight.

In accepting these hardware issues with my desktop, I've learned that I too, can be great. Even with my hardware issues. I no longer feel the frustration and shame that I used to feel. If I can't perform, I just try it again a few times before giving up. 'Reboot' after a night of sleep and see how it goes.