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Black Dynamite:
And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in...
Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3:
785 B.C.

Militant 2:
And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas!
Bullhorn, Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3:
Code Kansas!

Black Dynamite:
Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S.

Militant #3:
Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah!

Black Dynamite:
Yes. And brothers, Who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?

Cream Corn:
Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that ♥♥♥♥♥. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day.

Black Dynamite:
Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father.

Woman at table:
Apollo.

Black Dynamite:
Yeah. Thanks, lady.

Bullhorn:
Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles...

Black Dynamite:
Wait! Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick...
[erases the restaurant menu blackboard]

Black Dynamite:
What else melts in your mouth?

Cream Corn:
M&M's!

Black Dynamite:
Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M's?

Militant #3:
Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah.

Black Dynamite:
And Mars is also...

Saheed:
The Roman God of War.

Black Dynamite:
Who is the Greek God of War?

Militant 2:
Ares.

Black Dynamite:
Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S.

Cream Corn:
Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh! Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena.

Black Dynamite:
Now you're getting it.

Cream Corn:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens.

Saheed:
Which is the capital of Greece.

sits in the back with snipes :/

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I can't imagine paying so much for a Trials recov trash can.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vex crutcher

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vex crutcher

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It's WRONG to not study bloon lore!
Post this on the wall of a bloon lore denier and tell them how SINFUL they are

You owned a car for 4 years. You named him Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

First time i got smash 4 and tried it, after having played Fox-only on Final Destination for years in Melee, I was so dissapointed. I couldn't Doowop an Skippity Uppity Airslap into a Wavedashed Cockdump Sparklenut. You aren't even allowed to Spiteshine a ledge canceled Dickknob after twirlywhirly dibbidybobbidyboo 2: Electric Boogaloo. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inexcusable. Ireally hope Sakurai dies so the series can see its full potential.