Definitely had too much alcohol, and mis-read Paul's comment as offering a free badger.

I don't even want a badger. But if it's free...

Free badge? Yes please

plz dnt steal my badge its electrified it will shock u 2 ur core IDST

I can't take it anymore! Why do i want Nicholas cage to make me squeal like a pig!
I want him to thrust my throat so hard i begin to choke!
. What should i do?

get that beta

Dude, I hear you have a thing for duffelfish.

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BILLY MAYS WATCHES YOU SLEEP ....

I'm not gay, are you?

Ohai nooth, avatar here

hmmmmmmmmm

*slow motion zombiedog pounce followed by wesker shooting it to stop chris from dieing* CHRISTHISWAY!

hey just came round to borrow some stuff.... is it all right if i crash here for a while......what you got in your fridge......was this hooker dead when i got here....

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You have won an Audi A4. Please go to nimp.org to collect

I R big american man

DOOD, DIS R LIEK FAECBOK, AKCEPT I R NOT PEDO OLOL

how i shot web?