Recent reviews by RandomKitten

It's a good start, but disappointingly short and repetitive. I look forward to the updates, but I wouldn't have bought it if I'd known it only had one chapter at the moment.

A challenging but fair point-and-click with puzzles that are difficult enough to challenge you but not so obscure or hard that you need a walkthrough or hints for every little thing. In fact, the few (3) times I used a walkthrough, I kicked myself afterwards for not thinking of it. It's not like the impossible point-and-click games of the past that require hand-holding to figure out the obscure combinations needed to get past an obstacle. Everything pretty well makes sense. There's also not an intense amount of backtracking needed either. All in all, a well made game, fun and charming!

It's a very nice kids' game. I wouldn't recommend for adults. Very slow pace, both story-wise and gameplay-wise. The puzzles are simplistic and easy. It's very cutesy.

It's a Diablo-like, but everything about it is not fun.

The game is 90% populated by bots.
The voice acting is atrociously bad.
The dialogue is forced and unnatural.
The story is unimpactful.
The NPCs are forgettable. Even the main ones.
The overworld combat is stale and unchallenging.
The bosses are just as forgettable as the NPCs.
Crafting feels unnecessary and takes forever to actually get to.
Exploration feels unnecessary because there's nothing in the hidden corners and side corridors.
The classes are forced into a specific gender. Male mages and female warriors don't exist. The only one with both is Gunslinger, but the female Gunslinger is especially bad because they only get one subclass and little to no appearance upgrades as opposed to other classes. I'm running around looking like I'm wearing Level 1 underwear while my partner is looking stylish and badass at the same level.

This was a game with a lot of promise and zero delivery. I gave it a good try, but I can't recommend it at all.

Aside from the fact that it's pretty nausea-inducing for me (which happens with a lot of first person games), the game has some serious UX issues.

You can't access menus from inside a game, so you have to exit the ENTIRE game to do things like, say, adjust your FOV, change your controls, etc. The only change you can make from within a game with your friends is adjusting audio levels.

You can't un-buy something. If you accidentally click on anything in the store, your money is SPENT. The end. No confirmation. No refunds. And many items are one-time or limited use without warning. Expect cursing as you get through your first few levels losing items and failing objectives because you didn't know any better.

Running is a joke. I can walk faster iRL than the run animation in this game, and I'm out of shape with severe foot pain issues and a sedentary job.

Connection issues can screw you completely. If you get disconnected after a match in which you die, you can lose all your items AND not get the money from your discoveries and insurance. If you've invested even a modest amount in the equipment you brought along, this can be devastating.

Controller support is broken. I don't personally use one, but the two people I play with who use controllers either (a) switched to mouse/keyboard almost immediately, or (b) spent a LOT of time complaining about bad controls not being able to see the cursor, being unable to tell what button they're pushing, difficulties using the store, etc.

The tutorial is painfully insufficient. There are a ton of hidden mechanics that you will have to check wikis and YouTube videos to learn about if you don't want to repeatedly die screaming in a dark entryway huddled up against a locked door as a shadowy figure eats your face. It's bad design to not at the VERY least introduce some *hints* about how to properly go about your job.

That said, it was fun once we got into it, and it was nice to be able to run mission control from the van and still feel useful, since walking around too much made me nauseous and I don't normally do spooky games well. It lets people who aren't good with scary stuff still participate with friends. There were lots of frustrations and it CLEARLY needs polish on some very basic things, but for an early access, it's alright.

This game is bizarre, challenging, amusing, and nutrient-packed! If you've ever dreamed of riding a skateboard as a sentient piece of bread, this is the game for you!

If your idea of a game is gritty realism and SRS BUSNESS, go elsewhere. No, seriously, STAHP THE HATE.

This game is pure mindless FUN with a side of immense difficulty and some jam on top.

The puzzles in this game are certainly challenging, much like those in Portal (as every other reviewer has stated), while the open world area is beautiful and engaging. However, the heavy-handed, overly religious and philosophical storyline is offputting enough to make me retreat from this otherwise promising puzzle game in search of something more lighthearted and fantasy. Between log files containing long passages of Biblical scripture to being addressed by the Hebrew God himself, this game crosses over the line of science fiction (you play a robot) and steps into the realm of Christian gaming.