We all won a battle royale inside our mothers. The rest died outside the 'zone'.

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Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

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Cut to the roof. Johnny enters, mid-sentence.

Johnny: I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I did not hit her! I did not! (he throws a water bottle to the floor) Oh, hi Mark.

Mark: (holding a football) Oh hey Johnny, what’s up?

Johnny: I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her.

Mark: What? Well did you?

Johnny: No, it’s not true! Don’t even ask! What’s new with you?

Mark: Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you.

Johnny: Yeah.

Mark: You think girls like to cheat like guys do?

Johnny: What makes you say that?

Johnny: That’s too bad. My Lisa is great when I can get it.

Mark: Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil.

Johnny: It seems to me like you’re the expert, Mark!

Mark: No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny.

Johnny: What’s bothering you, Mark?

Mark: Nothing, man.

Johnny: Do you, do you have some secrets? Why don’t you tell me?

Mark: Forget it! Forget it, dude!

Johnny: Is there some secret, tell me.

Mark: No, forget it, I’ll talk to you later!

Mark hands off the football to Johnny and exits.

Johnny: Well, whatever.

Denny enters, passing Mark.

Denny: Hey Johnny.

Johnny: Oh hi, Denny.

Denny: What’s wrong with Mark?

Johnny: He’s cranky today. A-ha-ha-ha. Girl trouble, I guess. What’s new with you?

Denny: Not much. Still going to the movie tonight?

Johnny: Sure, we are.

Denny: What kind of movie are we going to see?

Johnny: Well we’ll see… Denny, don’t plan too much. It may not come out right.

Denny: Alright. Let’s toss the ball around.

Johnny: Okay.

They proceed to play short-distance catch with the football while talking.

Denny: Gotta tell you about something.

Johnny: Shoot, Denny.

Denny: It’s about Lisa.

Johnny: Go on.

Denny: She’s beautiful. She looks great in a red dress. I think I’m in love with her.

Johnny: Go on.

Denny: I know she doesn’t like me because sometimes she’s mean to me, but sometimes when I’m around her, I feel like I want to kiss her and tell her I love her. I don’t know. I’m just confused.

Johnny: Denny, don’t worry about that. Lisa loves you too. As a person, as a human being, as a friend. You know people don’t have to say it. They can feel it.