Recent reviews by Zimsly

Temu Rust
Also, I'm entirely sure this is a cash grab or an incredibly entitled indie dev.
16$ for a literal baton addon..
The amount of DLC is absurd.

Only real G's own this

The Unreal stuttering and the amount of game breaking bugs just make this mess of a game unplayable, unfortunately.

i just downloaded this game because i saw a movie about a space wizard with a red sword and i gotta say WOW total scam. i keep hitting spacebar and my guy just hops like a broken frog how am i supposed to do a 360 backflip headshot on a sith lord if i cant even get off the ground!! parkour is a core mechanic of star wars everyone knows this and why is everyone talking so much? i clicked on a guy and he started telling me about his family problems on alderaan bro i dont care give me the laser stick and let me go pew pew why isnt there a skip everything and give me max level button my time is money, i have four dollars in my steam wallet. also the graphics look like chicken nuggets i have a 9090 RTX Super Mega Ti and the grass still looks like green carpet from my grandmas basement i expect to see every individual pore on a twileks face or im filing a lawsuit with the galactic senate plus i saw a guy with a glowing hoverboard and i dont have one this is clearly pay to win and a targeted attack on my personal freedom fix your game bio-ware or im going back to playing hello kitty island adventure where the combat actually has depth.
0/10 stars
George Lucas would cry

Unmemorable
Played through the game and I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened.

The graphics settings change on their own, won't stay on the right hertz.

There really isn't much of a story that's interesting.

Pretty dull compared to the others, does not stand the test of time.

5.5/10

Every table is basically the same with a different skin, all boring and bland

Fairly well put together dark souls 1 vibes.

The final stretch of the game is incredibly tedious though, with the endless onslaught of the same enemies being spammed, it shows the flaws of the game as a whole.

The puzzles really aren't fun after the first few hours because they are all very similar and it's annoying to enter the spirit realm over and over again which sacrifices your living form, just to pull a lever. The spirit realm becomes an overused feature that blemishes it's uniqueness, and it's just not something that adds to the gameplay in a fun way (after a while)

The only hard part of the game is avoiding the constant environmental hazards like hags around every corner just to push you to your death, or mimics which added a level of hesitance to picking up items for a little while which was a nice touch, but they end up utilizing them way to much and it just becomes spam. I never thought environmental insta-kills in games like this were a good development choice, it's just a f*ck you from the developers, and not in a quirky way. Especially when the enemies themselves aren't very threatening unless they put way to many of them all over the place (which they do).

Enemy spam and difficulty through bullsh*t means, don't make a game like this appealing (maybe for some people)
But it is a really good souls-like, until late game I'd say.
7/10

yawn

Temu Roblox slop

Slow at times, but overall a good classic borderlands experience