Assless Scuba Chaps
Matthew Hardman
Pensacola, Florida, United States
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god: I have made mankind

angels: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety


Catching ladies is my delight
So I go hunting by shiny night
Doesn't matter blond or black
I throw them on the hook and whack.

It smells like fear, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my tool is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
The cries are loud, the pain is real.
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god: I have made mankind

angels: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety


Catching ladies is my delight
So I go hunting by shiny night
Doesn't matter blond or black
I throw them on the hook and whack.

It smells like fear, I take a sniff
The bait is fresh, my tool is stiff
The hook is big, made from steel
The cries are loud, the pain is real.
Favorite Game
114
Hours played
12
Achievements
Recent Activity
35 hrs on record
last played on 1 Jun
57 hrs on record
last played on 13 May
59 hrs on record
last played on 23 Apr
Comments
9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:04am 
Would 11/10 drop the killer shack pallet for no reason in front of this guy :steamsalty:
25 Feb, 2017 @ 10:12pm 
too pure for this world
2 Jan, 2017 @ 3:56pm 
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24 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
ℳᴇʀʀʏ ℭʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs & ℋᴀᴘᴘʏ ℋᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏs!!!
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12 Dec, 2016 @ 7:33pm 
doesn't ready up in lobbies