A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.

A man walks into a beekeeping farm and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. "that's one too many!" says the customer. The clerk replies "It's ok, its a freebie"