Our Gaben
Who Art in Bellevue
Heavy Be Thy Wallet
Thy Greenlight Come
Thy Sales Be Done
On Earth As It Is In Valve
Give Us This Day Our Daily Deals
And Forgive Us Our Pirating
As We Forgive Those Who Flame Against Us
May VAC Lead Us Not Into Temptation
But Deliver Us From Hacking
For Thy Kingdom Is The Mouse
The Keyboard and The Monitor
For Ever And Ever
Gab-en
Have A Good Day My Fellow Brother And Sisters