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System architecture
Networking and security
Noone in this house can touch me on that,
But does anyone appreciate that?
While you were busy
minoring in gender studies
and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence,
I was gaining root access to NSA servers.
I was one click away
from starting a second Iranian Revolution.
I prevent cross-site scripting.
I monitor for DDOS attacks,
emergency database rollbacks
and faulty transaction handlings.
The Internet..Heard of it?
Transfers half a petabyte
of data every minute.
Do you have any idea how that happens?
All those YouPorn ones and zeros
streaming directly
to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little smartphone
day after day?
Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants
if he can't get the new Skrillex remix
in under 12 seconds?
It's not magic, it's talent and sweat.
People like me ensuring your packets
get delivered unsniffed.
So what do I do?
I make sure that one bad config
on one key component
doesn't bankrupt the
entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company.
That's what the ♥♥♥♥ I do.
First of all, you're not the target audience, that much is clear. The 'gibberish' was a common aesthetic back in the days of consoles, due to hardware constraints, and it later just became a beloved nostalgic touch for anyone playing on anything up to and including the Playstation 2. I'd almost invalid your opinion on that alone, because if you've barely scratched the surface of console gaming et al , how can you have anything even approaching an informed opinion? Still, let's see what you've got.
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I suppose next up is your bizarre repulsion at beauty . That's what it is. It is the forte of storybooks to showcase rather lovely fairytale art, to consider that pretentious could mean two things: 1.) You're an idiot, and you don't actually understand how the word should be used; Or perhaps 2.) You're a deeply troubled person who sees fairytale artwork as the evil machinations of the bourgeois. You just can't call storybook artwork pretentious, I'm very sorry. That's either dribblingly imbecilic or insane .
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I'm leaning toward insane -- very specifically raging sociopathy, and one wonders why you're even allowed Internet access -- considering your reaction to music which is designed to elicit an emotional response. Or, still, I don't know, you may just be thick. How can you go into a piece of entertainment and not understand that entertainment designers have to be manipulators? They manipulate your emotions to make you feel things as you follow along with the story, and music is a masterful tool to that end.
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Everything that solicits any kind of imagination is going to have a rolling, emotionally charged soundtrack to accompany it. This has been a part of every entertainment medium outside of books and comic books since forever. Unless you've magically found yourself transported into the future from the distant past, when you only had books at your disposal, then I simply can't wrap my mind around your open hatred of musical accompaniments. In your painfully broken mind, would you have preferred the experience be silent?
And if you did want that, could you not have simply turned down the music volume? That option is there, you know. They've provided it for crazy/stupid people like you.
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I keep flip-flopping between stupid and crazy, though. I know. I'm sorry. I can't figure you out. I'm back to stupid now, though, as you didn't stick with the game long enough to understand that the opening scnee didn't actually represent a literal death, or death at all. It was symbolic of Ori's journey. Or do you have a pathological hatred of philosophy, too? Are you that broken? Or that stupid?
I'm beside myself with confusion, here. I suppose you could be trolling, but why... why would you want to make yourself look this crazy/stupid? There are ways to troll that reflect negatively upon the game rather than on you. All this does is make you look like you're some low-functioning sociopath who's escaped an asylum and somehow found a computer and paid to download Ori.
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I can't get over it.
And the game has plenty of innovations that would have it rise above the standard Metroidvania. The fluid motion you have from about the quarter way point is so fluid that it reminds me more of Ecco the dolphin than it does of a Metroidvania, per se. But you wouldn't know that because you're some crazy person/dribbling idiot who never bothered to actually spend time with the game.
Go away, and take your crazy/stupid with you. It's painful.
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