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Recent reviews by AlienShmalien

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1 person found this review helpful
42.0 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You can make drugs man, lots of drugs.
Posted 25 November, 2025.
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71.6 hrs on record (67.5 hrs at review time)
This is essentially a skill based waved tower defense that relies on rng mining for resources and items. This combination is pleasant and results in an excellent balance of casual gameplay with some challenge as well. There's enough gameplay modes to enjoy, and plenty of content to keep me engaged for 100+ hours. Plays flawlessly on the Steam Deck, and is a reasonable price for how much re-playability it has. If it's on sale and you have a Steam Deck or other mobile PC, definitely consider picking this game up.
Posted 23 November, 2025.
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18 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
I have hundreds of hours on this from the first 6 months it was released. It's hard to believe, but this game was actually fun when it was first released. They quickly removed just about everything that was fun about this game. "Go original" Where's the b-hopping at?
Posted 5 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
27.1 hrs on record
Really great with a group of friends, it's amazing how easy it is to get lost in someone's backyard.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Tutorial is dogsh*t. how is this overwhelmingly positive?
Posted 15 July, 2023.
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52.9 hrs on record (52.6 hrs at review time)
I appreciate the fact that they continued to add content, over 50+ hours gameplay for under $5 is a deal for me.
Posted 27 November, 2022. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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14.1 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Fun
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
320.5 hrs on record (212.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 10 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
85.3 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Boring solo's, mildly entertaining with friends.

Also, the owner/publisher thinks it's a good idea to go around suing other developers because they're afraid of competition. Quick way to get people to stop buying/playing your game.
Posted 2 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
67.7 hrs on record (46.5 hrs at review time)
"Junk collector simulator." or JCS for short is my new title for this game.

If you were a big fan of FO3 and FONV, FO4 is a bit lack luster. More 1st/3rd person shooter/junk collector than RPG at this point. Speech options are limited, and I felt that none of my decisions had any real affect on gameplay. Haven't beaten the game at this point, as after about 50 hours, and after the recent update, the game just crashes to desktop for no reason. Too lazy to fix, or just an uninteresting game? Probably both.

Played 500 hours between FO3 and NV on XB360, although FO4 is the best looking one by far, I feel Bethesda may have forgotten what made Fallout so good.

After the DLC comes out and I actually finish this game, I'll probably update this review. I think the game is very pretty, and I had fun for the first 15-20 hours or so, but after the "OH MY GURD FAWOUWT" hype ran off, I got bored real quick. 6/10

Off to play Skyrim, at least Bethesda knew what they were doing when they made that one.
Posted 19 January, 2016. Last edited 19 January, 2016.
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