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buncha meanies ambushing my hell born fight >:(

:3

>:(

Ran out of bars? nah son

The girl on the Tempur-Pedic logo got a fat ass
Dropped my grandpa in the dumpster, yeah, I'm badass (Wow)
I should be a virgin, I should have never even had ass
My high school crush graduated and became a fatass
Came with three strokes like it's par on a golf course (Tiger Woods)
Seen a bad ♥♥♥♥♥ and I started barking on all fours
That girl’s way too pretty for me, man, she's all yours
I just TP'd a mansion that had some tall doors
Pull down your pantyhose, I'm tryna see something
It was only me and her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but it's a threesome
Two personalities, I hit it differently with each one
If jacking off was a sport, I'm going D1

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The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them.

Did I like blow your brains out in Hunt or you just some random?

-rep

a qt

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pretty gay for a f#ggot

Hey, could you tell Moon that he's a husky puppy next time you see him? Thanks bro <3

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hey whats her name from sword art online 2 says that

I love you

furry

about damn time

Thats pretty gay

I love you :D

actual boomer

It all started with one cook who created a soon-to-be world-famous recipe more than 70 years ago, a list of secret herbs and spices scratched out on the back of the door to his kitchen. That cook was Colonel Harland Sanders, of course, and now KFC is the world’s most popular chicken restaurant chain, specializing in that same Original Recipe® along with Extra Crispy™ chicken, home-style sides and buttermilk biscuits. There are over 21,000 KFC outlets in more than 130 countries and territories around the world. And you know what? There’s still a cook in a kitchen in every last one of them, freshly preparing delicious, complete family meals at affordable prices.

hi

professional dumpster diver 10/10 good friend

Sent this to Ripley
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1703669865

XD

You ♥♥♥♥♥

cute teddy

Hey thanks mate!

+rep One of the coolest ppl ive met

Just ♥♥♥♥ me up fam

This next test involves deadly lazers

DONACDUM

How to do Stealth in PAYDAY 2: Don't act dumb

Most original post ever ^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6tS_V65380

Gee golly gosh! thunks Asreel drimuur!

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MOTHER OF GAWD....

Merry X mas and a happy new year lets do our best :D