I go to a catholic school and since it was Good Friday they too me to the church next to our school and gave me a crucify-wedgie!!! They put my underwear's leg holes so high up they went over my arms. Then the leg holes went over the whole horizontal part of the cross effectively keeping them in place as they tied my feet to the cross and tickled them. The whole school was there singing "Were You There (When They Crucified My Lord)". After a few minutes they took me off the cross and my crush was playing Mary so she had to carry me while I was in an atomic-melvin-kangaroo-dragging wedgie. In the tomb they put me in a swaddle wedgie to be my robe and laid me there for 30 minutes to simulate the 3 days. At the end they gave my a hanging wedgie to show I had risen and threw me out of the church. My mom said she was embarrassed by me so I had to finish the rest of the school day.

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed by me, lets play csgo

signed :) lets play party csgo

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sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

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hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that:) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo <3

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The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Don't meet ur heroes, kids.

I saw this guy at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. -CONT-

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ur welcome for my service

Hi, I'm a 12 year old MW2 warrior. I'm tenth prestige and I've killed almost 30,000 Taliban. I've made try outs for only the most elite special forces units such as FaZe and OpTic. Chris Kyle said in an interview he studied my quick scope technique, but he still can't figure out how I am so good. Although I have never fired any sort of weapon other than my favorite nerf gun, I was wondering if Delta Force would be good enough for me or should I go to an even more elite unit such as Seal Team Six?

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you red up
I the guest room ordering McDonald's and eating burger overeat of treacle

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So theres this chick in my class i like; unfortunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day her, her bf and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gangster appears and threatens us with a gun. Her 'big and tough' bf instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint step forward pulling my katana for judo practice out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say, the gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millienia. Do u fancy the odds?" Instantly the gangster drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her bf pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who the real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected but raise a weapon against me and ull face your worst nightmare.

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- more guys.......than girls will read this
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