Força Barça!
"Centipedes fantasize about having one left leg like his."
"It's like trying to pick up water, can't be done when he's in form"
“He’s as smooth as the back of a spoon.”
"He could follow you into a revolving door and come out first!"
"Possession without penetration is just masturbation."
"He disperses his atoms on one side of the defenders and puts them back together on the other side."
"Whenever you need a fireman, Messi is to call"
"You try to follow him on Facebook, he comes out on Twitter,that's how evasive he is"
"Magestic again from Messi! He gets hes angles better than isosceles, better balance than a big greek belly dancer"
GOAT