"I don't ♥♥♥♥♥ with the macaroni salad" - Me at 1 am

Quinn: "I can play an instument"
Cynical: "What instument?"
Quinn: ". . . The meatflaps"


Jacob,
I'll miss you every day, I still can't believe that you were taken from us. I remember staying up until 4 am with you talking about Gordon Ramsey and just being loopy and getting deep. I'm glad you had a great birthday, I'm still gonna send you your present. You were such a cutie pie, and a great person. I know wherever you are, you're still making parodies, you'll always be Supreme Meme King. I love you more than you probably knew.
~Until we meet again my dearest Dolphino <3
RIP 9-15 to 9-24-15